Y'all Need Jesus Waxes Professor McMurder, Drops Them into Eighth Place

Week 6

  • Y'all Need Jesus
  • 153.25 pts, 1-5
  • Weekly Grade
  • Professor McMurder
  • 103.1 pts, 2-4
  • Weekly Grade

Y'all Need Jesus mercilessly danced on the burned-out remains of Professor McMurder 153.25 to 103.10, sniffing the record books in the process with the second-highest point total this season. Is this fantasy football or mixed martial arts? Because this 50.15-point margin of victory was nothing short of a beatdown and was the fifth-highest recorded in the league this season. For Professor McMurder, the Baltimore Ravens Defense and Jordan Howard played the roles of Maverick and Goose, scoring 20.00 and 18.60 points, respectively. Professor McMurder (2-4, 682.75 points) drops to eighth place and Y'all Need Jesus (1-5, 699.75 points) remains mired in last place.

Top Players

    • Larry Fitzgerald
    • 28.80
    • Jerick McKinnon
    • 25.90
    • Carlos Hyde
    • 24.50
    • Deshaun Watson
    • 21.55

Smooth Moves by Y'all Need Jesus

  • That's one small victory for Y'all Need Jesus. And one small step toward legendary status—in the Toyota Hall of Fame.
  • With 28.80 points, Larry Fitzgerald had the second-highest WR score of the week and the ninth-highest WR score in the league this season.
  • Hey, what flavor chip is that on your shoulder? Jerick McKinnon played with a vengeance this week after being picked up, posting the ninth-highest total in the league this week with 25.90 points.
  • With 24.50 points, Carlos Hyde ranked 10th in the league in scoring and beat his scoring projection by 110.3%, which was the highest percentage in the matchup.
  • Sat Ameer Abdullah, who scored 5.40 points, fewer than any RB in the starting lineup.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Life, like Fantasy Football, is full of wins and losses. The Toyota Hall of Fame, however, is pretty much only full of wins.
  • With 1.70 points, C.J. Anderson was last in the matchup in scoring and got only 12.2% of his projected point total, which is his lowest percentage of the season.
  • Professor McMurder had 7 starters fail to reach their projections.
  • Professor McMurder would have welcomed more points at WR, where Y'all Need Jesus topped them 35.40 - 17.00.
  • Gotta hit rock button before you can start to rise. It was a season-low 9.50 points for Keenan Allen this week. It was also a season-low for his performance versus projections, reaching only 52.2% of a projected point total of 18.19.

What If

  • If Y'all Need Jesus played Professor McMurder every week, they'd be 3-3 this season.
  • Y'all Need Jesus would have beaten every other team in the league this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Professor McMurder, Y'all Need Jesus would be 1-4.
  • Y'all Need Jesus would be 30-36 if they played every team every week.
  • Besides Y'all Need Jesus, Professor McMurder would have been defeated by seven other teams this week.
  • Timing really is everything. Y'all Need Jesus would have lost to Professor McMurder 112.00 - 109.75 had they played each other last week.
  • Professor McMurder would be 1-4 if they played the same schedule as Y'all Need Jesus.
  • Professor McMurder would be 31-35 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

  • Three of the four losses for Professor McMurder this season have come when their opponent had their highest-scoring week of the season.
  • The top players for Y'all Need Jesus were elite in the matchup, as four of their starters outperformed the leading scorer for Professor McMurder.
  • This is the fourth game in a row where Professor McMurder has failed to reach their projected points.
  • The 153.25 points scored by Y'all Need Jesus was the highest in the league this week and the second-highest in the league this season.
  • The win by Y'all Need Jesus snapped a five-game losing streak.
  • The WRs on Professor McMurder collectively had their worst week of the season with only 17.00 points.
  • This must be how Jay Leno feels with a garage full of high-performance cars. Y'all Need Jesus got a combined 59.10 points from their RBs, their highest combined scoring output from the RB position this season.
  • Professor McMurder falls to 1-1 in blowout games this season.
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