Rated PG-Squirteen Surprises Big Green Disaster, Puts Them in Fifth Place

Week 5

  • Rated PG-Squirteen
  • 85.85 pts, 2-3
  • Weekly Grade
  • Big Green Disaster
  • 77.3 pts, 3-2
  • Weekly Grade

Underdog. Schmunderdog. Rated PG-Squirteen overcame a 23.67-point projected spread to beat Big Green Disaster 85.85 to 77.30 for the upset. They picked up a team-leading 24.70 points from T.Y. Hilton and 16.55 from Carson Palmer. Big Green Disaster has failed to meet expectations for three consecutive weeks, managing only 67.5% of their projected points in this matchup. Big Green Disaster, coming off a 117.75 to 103.85 loss against Chef Wolfgang Fuck, saw their scoring fall off this week. Rated PG-Squirteen earned a sportsmanship trophy, starting Rob Gronkowski (0 points) to prevent the result from being even worse. Big Green Disaster (3-2, 563.55 points) drops to fifth place while Rated PG-Squirteen (2-3, 465.00 points) remains mired in 10th place.

Top Players

    • Alex Smith
    • 29.10
    • T.Y. Hilton
    • 24.70
    • Carson Palmer
    • 16.55
    • Stephen Gostkowski
    • 15.00

Smooth Moves by Rated PG-Squirteen

  • Winning feels great all week long. Becoming a member of the Toyota Hall of Fame feels great the rest of your life.
  • With 15.00 points, Stephen Gostkowski had the highest score for a K in the league this week.
  • The 24.70 points scored by T.Y. Hilton was the fifth-highest score by a WR in the league this week.
  • Even with a zero from starter Rob Gronkowski, Rated PG-Squirteen was still able to win.
  • Carson Palmer exceeded scoring projections by 32.6%, with 16.55 points against a projected 12.48.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Loss is a four-letter word to Toyota Hall of Famers. And win is a three-letter word. Hall of Famers are great at Fantasy Football AND counting.
  • Big Green Disaster picked up the Detroit Lions Defense, which then fell short of their 8.18-point projection by scoring 3.00 points.
  • 7 of the 9 starters scored less than their projected points.
  • The WR corps couldn't keep pace with their counterparts from Rated PG-Squirteen and were outscored 28.30 - 7.70.
  • Big Green Disaster fell short at the K position, getting outscored 15.00 - 5.00 by Rated PG-Squirteen.

What If

  • If Rated PG-Squirteen played Big Green Disaster every week, they would be 1-4 this season.
  • Rated PG-Squirteen would have lost to every other team in the league besides Big Green Disaster this week.
  • Rated PG-Squirteen would be 2-2 if they played the same schedule as Big Green Disaster.
  • If Rated PG-Squirteen had played every team in the league each week, they would be 14-41.
  • Big Green Disaster would have lost to every other team in the league this week.
  • Timing really is everything. Rated PG-Squirteen would have lost to Big Green Disaster 103.85 - 90.00 had they played each other last week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Rated PG-Squirteen, Big Green Disaster would be 3-1.
  • If they played every team every week, Big Green Disaster would be 32-22-1.

Game Notes

  • Apparently these two squads are resting their starters for next week. They were the two lowest-scoring teams in the league this week.
  • The 85.85 points scored by Rated PG-Squirteen is the lowest winning score in the league this season.
  • With 77.30 points, Big Green Disaster was last in the league in scoring and had their lowest score of the season.
  • Rated PG-Squirteen scored 85.85 points against a projected 90.78 and has underachieved every week this season.
  • Big Green Disaster scored 77.30 points against a projected 114.45 and underachieved for the fourth time this season, including the last three weeks in a row.
  • This must be how Jay Leno feels with a garage full of high-performance cars. Rated PG-Squirteen got a combined 29.00 points from their RBs, their highest combined scoring output from the RB position this season.
  • What good are running backs if they are running backwards instead of forwards? The 19.30 total points by the RBs on Big Green Disaster was their smallest RB output this season.
  • Hunter Henry scored 13.20 points against a projected 10.14 in the loss and has now beaten his projection in three straight games.
Rated PG-Squirteen
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