Chef Wolfgang Fuck Beats The Chill Blintons, Claims Fourth Place

Week 3

  • Chef Wolfgang Fuck
  • 122.35 pts, 2-1
  • Weekly Grade
  • The Chill Blintons
  • 91.1 pts, 0-3
  • Weekly Grade

Kareem Hunt and Jordy Nelson are going to have sore backs tomorrow after carrying Chef Wolfgang Fuck to a victory over The Chill Blintons 122.35 to 91.10. They scored 25.30 and 23.20 points, respectively. The Chill Blintons has stumbled in the early part of the season and is winless. Antonio Brown led The Chill Blintons with 27.00 points while Pierre Garcon racked up 21.20. Chef Wolfgang Fuck (2-1, 363.25 points) climbs into fourth place while The Chill Blintons (0-3, 272.55 points) stays in the cellar.

Top Players

    • Antonio Brown
    • 27.00
    • Kareem Hunt
    • 25.30
    • Jordy Nelson
    • 23.20
    • Pierre Garcon
    • 21.20

Smooth Moves by Chef Wolfgang Fuck

  • Know what's better than winning your matchup vs. Chef Wolfgang Fuck? Getting into the Toyota Hall of Fame.
  • Kareem Hunt scored 25.30 points, which ranked fifth out of all the RBs in the league this week.
  • The 23.20 points scored by Jordy Nelson was the 10th-highest score by a WR in the league this week.
  • Do you put a LB or DB on him? You might have to put both on him if this continues. Jimmy Graham scored 14.20 points to rank fourth among TEs in the league this week.
  • The 15.80 points scored by Demaryius Thomas were a season-high.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • The Chill Blintons, you can't win 'em all. But you can't lose 'em all if you wanna be in the Toyota Hall of Fame.
  • Left DeMarco Murray on the bench, where he scored 19.00 points and surpassed his scoring projection by 73.2%, the highest percentage of any player on the team.
  • The Baltimore Ravens Defense was last in the matchup in scoring with -4.00 points.
  • It was not a good week for The Chill Blintons at TE, where they were beaten 14.20 - 1.30.
  • Kelvin Benjamin had his lowest score of the season with 2.80 points against a projected 15.36 and has now underachieved in every game this season.

What If

  • If Chef Wolfgang Fuck played The Chill Blintons every week, they'd be 3-0 this season.
  • Chef Wolfgang Fuck would have beaten eight other teams besides The Chill Blintons this week.
  • Were they resting their players for this week? Chef Wolfgang Fuck would have defeated The Chill Blintons 97.35 - 84.85 had they played each other last week.
  • If they played the same schedule as The Chill Blintons, Chef Wolfgang Fuck would be 1-1.
  • Chef Wolfgang Fuck would be 21-12 if they played every team every week.
  • The Chill Blintons would have lost to nine other teams besides Chef Wolfgang Fuck this week.
  • The Chill Blintons would be 1-1 if they played the same schedule as Chef Wolfgang Fuck.
  • The Chill Blintons would be 4-29 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

  • Despite being on the winning team, Darren Sproles had a season-low 1.10 points against a projected 12.43 and has now underachieved in every game this season.
  • Justin Tucker had a season-low 1.00 point against a projected 10.42 in the win and has now scored below his projection in every game this season.
  • "They ain't nothing but paper champions. That's all they are, and that's all they're ever going to be." Did Lee Flowers say that or everybody in this league? The Chill Blintons scored 91.10 points against a projected 123.93 and has underachieved every week this season.
  • Aaron Rodgers scored 18.95 points against a projected 24.13 in the win and has now scored below his projection in every game this season.
  • The Chill Blintons had 56.0% of their total score come from the WR position (51.00 points).
  • Chef Wolfgang Fuck had the third-highest score in the league this week with 122.35 points.
  • The Chill Blintons scored 91.10 points, ranking them 11th in the league in scoring.
  • With a margin of victory of 31.25 points, Chef Wolfgang Fuck had the second-highest margin in the league this week.
Chef Wolfgang Fuck
The Chill Blintons
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