Y'all Need Jesus Slaps Rated PG-Squirteen to Move into Sixth Place

Week 13

  • Y'all Need Jesus
  • 133.85 pts, 6-7
  • Weekly Grade
  • Rated PG-Squirteen
  • 82.95 pts, 6-7
  • Weekly Grade

Y'all Need Jesus left it all on the field in this one and put up the second-highest score this week to put a drubbing on Rated PG-Squirteen 133.85 to 82.95. This was an important win for Y'all Need Jesus as it clinched a playoff spot for their team. Even though the teams are tied for sixth place with matching 6-7 records, Y'all Need Jesus has a distinct advantage in points, 1,581.40 to 1,238.90. This beatdown was revenge for a Week 2 106.80 to 92.10 loss to Rated PG-Squirteen.

Top Players

    • Larry Fitzgerald
    • 25.80
    • Rob Gronkowski
    • 23.70
    • Evan Engram
    • 22.90
    • Cam Newton
    • 20.25

Smooth Moves by Y'all Need Jesus

  • Winning make you feel warm and fuzzy? Coincidentally, Toyota Hall of Fame inductees get a gold jacket that is both warm and quite fuzzy.
  • We won't judge you if you want to bow to Larry Fitzgerald. He ranked 10th in the league in scoring with 25.80 points.
  • With 22.90 points, Evan Engram ranked third in the league this week in scoring among TEs.
  • Did you use any black magic this week? Y'all Need Jesus was still able to pull out a win with only 4 of their 9 starters exceeding their projected points.
  • Both of the RBs came in below their expected points and it was still a win for Y'all Need Jesus.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • In Fantasy Football, you win some, you lose some. Not for Toyota Hall of Famers. They mostly just win. But still.
  • Jared Cook was last in the matchup in scoring with 1.90 points against a projected 13.08 and has now underachieved in three straight games.
  • A heated blanket would be a great gift for the Houston Texans Defense during this cold streak. They scored below their projection in four straight games after scoring 4.00 points against a projected 5.65 this week.
  • It's tough to win when your team leader gets embarrassed like this. At the QB position, Rated PG-Squirteen got outscored 20.25 - 8.75 by Y'all Need Jesus.
  • The best offense is a good defense. Rated PG-Squirteen got beat 12.00 - 4.00 by Y'all Need Jesus at the DEF position.

What If

  • Y'all Need Jesus would be 11-2 if they played Rated PG-Squirteen every week.
  • Besides Rated PG-Squirteen, Y'all Need Jesus would have defeated nine other teams this week.
  • Were they resting their players for this week? Y'all Need Jesus would have defeated Rated PG-Squirteen 103.00 - 74.05 had they played each other last week.
  • Y'all Need Jesus would be 8-3 if they played the same schedule as Rated PG-Squirteen.
  • If Y'all Need Jesus had played every team in the league each week, they would be 85-58.
  • Rated PG-Squirteen would have been beaten by every other team in the league this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Y'all Need Jesus, Rated PG-Squirteen would be 3-8.
  • Rated PG-Squirteen would be 45-98 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

  • Looks like teams bring their A game when they see them on the schedule. Of the losses Rated PG-Squirteen has had, five were against opponents who topped their season scoring average that week.
  • Rated PG-Squirteen scored 82.95 points against a projected 109.86 and underachieved for the 11th time this season, including the last four weeks in a row.
  • Rated PG-Squirteen had the league's lowest score of the week for the third time this season.
  • Not going to name names, but some people here aren't pulling their weight. Forget it, Carlos Hyde needs to step it up! He scored 9.60 points against a projected 15.52 in the win, and has now scored below his projection in three straight games.
  • Ryan Succop did little to help Y'all Need Jesus, underperforming versus projections for the fifth straight game with 7.00 points against a projected 9.28.
  • Rated PG-Squirteen got 25.60 points from their TEs, the highest combined scoring output from the TE position for any team this week.
  • In games that are blowouts, Y'all Need Jesus is now 3-1, including wins in their last three such matchups.
  • With the big loss, Rated PG-Squirteen remains winless in blowout games this season, falling to 0-2.
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