Dallas Joffrey's Gets Dramatic Upset Against Dak Dak Dak Goose, Goes to 2-0 Against Them

Week 13

  • Dallas Joffrey's
  • 132.8 pts, 5-8
  • Weekly Grade
  • Dak Dak Dak Goose
  • 126.9 pts, 7-6
  • Weekly Grade

So close, yet so far away for Dak Dak Dak Goose, who fell in a close one, yet again, to Dallas Joffrey's 132.80 to 126.90. Dak Dak Dak Goose is still a tough matchup for Dallas Joffrey's, who has an average margin of victory of 4.03 points when they play. That's a lot smaller than their 21.08-point average margin of victory for the season. Rex Burkhead was the difference, getting 25.30 points for Dallas Joffrey's. The last time these teams met, Michael Crabtree led with 32.00. Dallas Joffrey's beat Dak Dak Dak Goose 102.75 to 100.60 in Week 2 and now averages 117.78 points against them. Finally, even with the loss, Dak Dak Dak Goose earned a spot in the playoffs this week.

Top Players

    • Le'Veon Bell
    • 29.20
    • Rex Burkhead
    • 25.30
    • Marqise Lee
    • 21.60
    • Los Angeles Rams Defense
    • 21.00

Smooth Moves by Dallas Joffrey's

  • A win like that is a great first step, Dallas Joffrey's. A baby step toward the ultimate achievement: becoming a Toyota Hall of Famer.
  • The Los Angeles Rams Defense was the highest-scoring DEF in the league this week with 21.00 points.
  • Was smart to sit the Arizona Cardinals Defense this week, which had 3.00 points, the lowest DEF score on the team.
  • Rex Burkhead scored 25.30 points, which ranked third out of all the RBs in the league this week.
  • What do Apache helicopters, F-117 Nighthawks and Marqise Lee have in common? They are all dangerous aerial weapons. He ranked seventh in the league in scoring among WRs this week with 21.60 points.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Losing leave you feeling defeated? Set your sights on something better than winning: the Toyota Hall of Fame.
  • A heated blanket would be a great gift for Mike Evans during this cold streak. He scored below his projection in five straight games after scoring 5.30 points against a projected 16.84 this week.
  • With 5.70 points against a projected 16.83, Stefon Diggs did not meet his projection for the third straight game.
  • Austin Seferian-Jenkins was last in the matchup in scoring, finishing below his projection for the fifth time this season with 2.70 points against a projected 10.83.
  • The WR corps couldn't keep pace with their counterparts from Dallas Joffrey's and were outscored 34.60 - 11.00.

What If

  • Dallas Joffrey's would be 5-8 if they played Dak Dak Dak Goose every week.
  • Dallas Joffrey's would have beaten eight other teams besides Dak Dak Dak Goose this week.
  • Dallas Joffrey's would be 4-7 if they played the same schedule as Dak Dak Dak Goose.
  • If Dallas Joffrey's had played every team in the league each week, they would be 54-89.
  • Dak Dak Dak Goose would have lost to just three other teams besides Dallas Joffrey's this week.
  • Timing really is everything. Dallas Joffrey's would have lost to Dak Dak Dak Goose 114.00 - 113.35 had they played each other last week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Dallas Joffrey's, Dak Dak Dak Goose would be 5-6.
  • If they played every team every week, Dak Dak Dak Goose would be 84-59.

Game Notes

  • Looks like teams bring their A game when they see them on the schedule. Of the losses Dak Dak Dak Goose has had, four were against opponents who topped their season scoring average that week.
  • It was a tough loss for Dak Dak Dak Goose, which put up the sixth-biggest score for a losing team in the league this season.
  • The manager of Dallas Joffrey's was probably the person who destroyed the curve on every test in school. They scored 132.80 points against a projected 109.36 and beat their scoring projection for the sixth time this season, including the last three weeks in a row.
  • The tragedy of being an underachiever is that Dak Dak Dak Goose knows what they should be, but reality keeps telling them that they're wrong. They scored 126.90 points against a projected 132.03 and underachieved for the ninth time this season, including the last six weeks in a row.
  • Dallas Joffrey's snapped their six-game losing streak with the win.
  • Speed, strength, agility, vision, and intelligence. It was all on display this week when the RBs on Dak Dak Dak Goose collectively had their best week of the season with 66.40 points.
  • The 5.90-point margin of victory was the slimmest in the league this week.
  • In games that are close, Dak Dak Dak Goose is now 1-3, including losses in their last two such matchups.
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