Y'all Need Jesus Beats Chef Wolfgang Fuck to Even Series

Week 12

  • Y'all Need Jesus
  • 103 pts, 5-7
  • Weekly Grade
  • Chef Wolfgang Fuck
  • 72.55 pts, 6-6
  • Weekly Grade

Chef Wolfgang Fuck had a rough outing this week and lost to Y'all Need Jesus 103.00 to 72.55. A win is a win, but this one tastes just a bit sweeter for Y'all Need Jesus who gets revenge for a 143.55 to 94.55 shellacking by Chef Wolfgang Fuck in Week 1. For Chef Wolfgang Fuck, Justin Tucker and Alex Smith played the roles of Maverick and Goose, scoring 14.00 and 13.45 points, respectively. Y'all Need Jesus (5-7, 1,447.55 points) remains in eighth place while Chef Wolfgang Fuck (6-6, 1,250.20 points) stays in sixth place.

Top Players

    • Jamison Crowder
    • 27.10
    • Cam Newton
    • 17.20
    • Justin Tucker
    • 14.00
    • Carlos Hyde
    • 13.80

Smooth Moves by Y'all Need Jesus

  • Winning make you feel warm and fuzzy? Coincidentally, Toyota Hall of Fame inductees get a gold jacket that is both warm and quite fuzzy.
  • Sat DeVante Parker, who scored fewer points than any WR in the starting lineup with 1.50.
  • Made a good move in sitting Jerick McKinnon this week. He brought in 6.40 points, the fewest of any RB on the team.
  • The 27.10 points scored by Jamison Crowder led the matchup and set the mark for his highest output of the season.
  • Y'all Need Jesus won despite having only 1 of their 9 starters exceed their projected points.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Chef Wolfgang Fuck, you can't win 'em all. But you can't lose 'em all if you wanna be in the Toyota Hall of Fame.
  • Left Tyrell Williams on the bench, where he scored 13.80 points to beat his scoring projection by 123.3%, the eighth-highest percentage in the league.
  • 8 of the starters on Chef Wolfgang Fuck underperformed versus their projections.
  • The 13.45 points scored by Alex Smith fell short of his 19.25-point projection, the fourth straight game where that has happened.
  • A heated blanket would be a great gift for the Denver Broncos Defense during this cold streak. They scored below their projection in three straight games after scoring 4.00 points against a projected 6.92 this week.

What If

  • If Y'all Need Jesus played Chef Wolfgang Fuck every week, they'd be 8-4 this year.
  • Besides Chef Wolfgang Fuck, Y'all Need Jesus would have beaten only two other teams this week.
  • Were they resting their players for this week? Y'all Need Jesus would have defeated Chef Wolfgang Fuck 99.30 - 89.40 had they played each other last week.
  • Y'all Need Jesus would be 8-2 if they played the same schedule as Chef Wolfgang Fuck.
  • If Y'all Need Jesus had played every team in the league each week, they would be 75-57.
  • Besides Y'all Need Jesus, Chef Wolfgang Fuck would have been defeated by nine other teams this week.
  • Chef Wolfgang Fuck would be 2-8 if they played the same schedule as Y'all Need Jesus.
  • If they played every team every week, Chef Wolfgang Fuck would be 56-76.

Game Notes

  • Y'all Need Jesus put up their smallest winning point total of the year.
  • Y'all Need Jesus scored 103.00 points against a projected 132.93 and underachieved for the seventh time this season, including the last three weeks in a row.
  • Despite being on the winning team, Doug Baldwin had a season-low 4.00 points against a projected 16.57 and has now underachieved in three straight games.
  • It was a season-low point total for Chef Wolfgang Fuck.
  • The loss snapped a three-game win streak by Chef Wolfgang Fuck.
  • Two of the starters for Y'all Need Jesus scored higher than the leading scorer for Chef Wolfgang Fuck.
  • The margin of victory was the second-largest in the league this week.
  • Y'all Need Jesus won despite failing to reach their projected point total, improving to 1-6 when doing so. Chef Wolfgang Fuck also failed to reach their point expectation and falls to 4-6 in such games.
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