Chef Wolfgang Fuck got 21.70 points from Golden Tate and 20.70 from Jimmy Graham to destroy Professor McMurder 120.05 to 59.70. Is this fantasy football or mixed martial arts? Because this 60.35-point margin of victory was nothing short of a beatdown and was the seventh-highest recorded in the league this season. Like the airspeed of a coconut-laden European swallow, the score for Professor McMurder went down sharply from last week's 125.10 to 109.35 loss against Big Green Disaster. Chef Wolfgang Fuck (5-5, 1,088.25 points) remains in sixth place and Professor McMurder (3-7, 1,079.70 points) stays down in 10th place.