Chef Wolfgang Fuck Stomps Out Professor McMurder

Week 10

  • Chef Wolfgang Fuck
  • 120.05 pts, 5-5
  • Weekly Grade
  • Professor McMurder
  • 59.7 pts, 3-7
  • Weekly Grade

Chef Wolfgang Fuck got 21.70 points from Golden Tate and 20.70 from Jimmy Graham to destroy Professor McMurder 120.05 to 59.70. Is this fantasy football or mixed martial arts? Because this 60.35-point margin of victory was nothing short of a beatdown and was the seventh-highest recorded in the league this season. Like the airspeed of a coconut-laden European swallow, the score for Professor McMurder went down sharply from last week's 125.10 to 109.35 loss against Big Green Disaster. Chef Wolfgang Fuck (5-5, 1,088.25 points) remains in sixth place and Professor McMurder (3-7, 1,079.70 points) stays down in 10th place.

Top Players

    • Golden Tate
    • 21.70
    • Jimmy Graham
    • 20.70
    • Eli Manning
    • 17.65
    • Demaryius Thomas
    • 15.40

Smooth Moves by Chef Wolfgang Fuck

  • Congrats, Chef Wolfgang Fuck. You outscored your opponent. Next up: outperforming all other Fantasy Football players to get into the Toyota Hall of Fame.
  • The 20.70 points scored by Jimmy Graham was the highest TE score in the league this week.
  • Golden Tate led the matchup in scoring with 21.70 points against a projected 15.65 and has now overachieved in four straight games.
  • Took the Denver Broncos Defense out of the starting lineup, which scored -1.00 point on the bench, fewer than the starting DEF.
  • With 14.80 points, Ty Montgomery, who Chef Wolfgang Fuck picked up this week, beat his 9.60-point projection by 54.2%.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Life, like Fantasy Football, is full of wins and losses. The Toyota Hall of Fame, however, is pretty much only full of wins.
  • Left Philip Rivers on the bench, where he led the team in scoring with 18.65 points, beating his scoring projection by 46.6%, which also led the team.
  • Chris Boswell, who Professor McMurder picked up this week, scored below his 9.49-point projection with 7.00 points.
  • 8 of the 9 starters scored less than their projected points.
  • A heated blanket would be a great gift for Keenan Allen during this cold streak. He scored below his projection in five straight games after scoring 9.40 points against a projected 12.17 this week.

What If

  • Chef Wolfgang Fuck would be 5-5 if they played Professor McMurder every week.
  • Chef Wolfgang Fuck would have beaten six other teams besides Professor McMurder this week.
  • Chef Wolfgang Fuck would be 5-4 if they played the same schedule as Professor McMurder.
  • If Chef Wolfgang Fuck had played every team in the league each week, they would be 53-57.
  • Besides Chef Wolfgang Fuck, Professor McMurder would have been defeated by nine other teams this week.
  • Timing really is everything. Chef Wolfgang Fuck would have lost to Professor McMurder 109.35 - 100.65 had they played each other last week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Chef Wolfgang Fuck, Professor McMurder would be 5-4.
  • If they played every team every week, Professor McMurder would be 52-58.

Game Notes

  • Luck has not been with Professor McMurder, as five of their seven losses have come when their opponent scores higher than their season average.
  • The top players for Chef Wolfgang Fuck were elite in the matchup, as six of their starters outperformed the leading scorer for Professor McMurder.
  • The margin of victory of 60.35 points was the biggest of the season for Chef Wolfgang Fuck and seventh-largest in the league this season.
  • With 59.70 points, Professor McMurder had their lowest output of the season.
  • We don't condone cheating, but this group of wide receivers might want to spray Stickum on their gloves. The 12.90 total points by the WRs on Professor McMurder was their lowest WR output this season.
  • Although Chef Wolfgang Fuck won, it was no thanks to Cameron Brate, who scored 2.00 points and has now scored below his projection in three straight weeks.
  • With 22.70 points, Chef Wolfgang Fuck got the highest combined scoring output from the TE position for any team this week.
  • Chef Wolfgang Fuck is now 3-1 in blowout games, including wins in their last two such contests.
Chef Wolfgang Fuck
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