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PED Dispenser Squashes NachoMommasCooking, Removes Them from First

Week 9

  • PED Dispenser
  • 154.28 pts, 3-6
  • Weekly Grade
  • NachoMommasCooking
  • 90.34 pts, 7-2
  • Weekly Grade

PED Dispenser (ninth place, 3-6, 1,043.92 points) pushes NachoMommasCooking (7-2, 1,023.34 points) closer to the dustbin of history and out of first place after trashing them 154.28 to 90.34. PED Dispenser also recorded the third-highest point total this season. There is the good, the bad, the ugly, and then there is this. The 63.94-point margin of victory is the third-highest in the league this season. Following a 131.80 to 94.60 win against Minty Waffles, NachoMommasCooking saw their scoring shrink this week. The buck stops with NachoMommasCooking following this setback, as they had two starters score zero points (Connor Barth and the Denver Broncos Defense).

Top Players

    • Melvin Gordon
    • 34.10
    • Aaron Rodgers
    • 26.18
    • Mike Wallace
    • 20.40
    • Antonio Brown
    • 18.00

Smooth Moves by PED Dispenser

  • Even if you cried trying to win, you still won. And the Toyota Hall of Fame is proud of PED Dispenser either way.
  • Melvin Gordon scored the most points of any player on PED Dispenser this season with 34.10.
  • We won't judge you if you want to bow to Aaron Rodgers. He ranked eighth in the league in scoring with 26.18 points.
  • Sat Anquan Boldin, who scored fewer points than any WR in the starting lineup with 8.00.
  • With 16.70 points, Tim Hightower, who PED Dispenser picked up this week, beat his 8.09-point projection by 106.4%.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Somehow, all of your players had two bye weeks this week. The Toyota Hall of Fame calls that a bye bye week. Yes, it's a bad joke, but it's still better than your score.
  • A heated blanket would be a great gift for Emmanuel Sanders during this cold streak. He scored below his projection in five straight games after scoring 7.20 points against a projected 13.05 this week.
  • Todd Gurley has now failed to reach his projection for five straight games. This week he scored 9.40 points versus a projected 11.76.
  • 2 of the 10 starters scored zero points for NachoMommasCooking.
  • PED Dispenser saw their RBs beat those on NachoMommasCooking 54.30 - 25.40.

What If

  • If PED Dispenser played NachoMommasCooking every week, they'd be 4-5 this year.
  • PED Dispenser would've been undefeated if they played every team in the league this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as NachoMommasCooking, PED Dispenser would be 6-2.
  • If PED Dispenser had played every team in the league each week, they would be 72-45.
  • Besides PED Dispenser, NachoMommasCooking would have been defeated by 10 other teams this week.
  • And they say procrastination doesn't pay off! Had they played each other last week, PED Dispenser would have lost to NachoMommasCooking 131.80 - 96.74.
  • NachoMommasCooking would be 3-5 if they played the same schedule as PED Dispenser.
  • If they played every team every week, NachoMommasCooking would be 64-53.

Game Notes

  • Did NachoMommasCooking pay admission to see the greatest show on turf? PED Dispenser had a league-high for the week with 154.28 points, which is the third-highest score in the league this season.
  • The margin of victory of 63.94 points was the biggest of the season for PED Dispenser and third-largest in the league this season.
  • Speed, strength, agility, vision, and intelligence. It was all on display this week when the RBs on PED Dispenser collectively had their best week of the season with 54.30 points.
  • NachoMommasCooking had their six-game win streak snapped in the loss.
  • NachoMommasCooking had their lowest output of the season with 90.34 points.
  • PED Dispenser beat NachoMommasCooking at the top, with two of their starters outscoring the leading point-getter for NachoMommasCooking.
  • It was the biggest loss of the season for NachoMommasCooking.
  • With the big loss, NachoMommasCooking falls to 1-1 in blowout games this season.
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