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Hand of God Wins Stunner Against PED Dispenser, Makes It Three in a Row

Week 5

  • Hand of God
  • 120.4 pts, 3-2
  • Weekly Grade
  • PED Dispenser
  • 113.56 pts, 1-4
  • Weekly Grade

Hand of God picked up their third straight win when they beat PED Dispenser 120.40 to 113.56. They got a boost from Ezekiel Elliott, who got the second-highest point total in the league this week. The streak has been a real boost for Hand of God. They've moved from 13th place to seventh since Week 3. PED Dispenser goes to 1-4 and slides to 12th place. Hand of God has now knocked over R.I.P. FLASH GORDON (126.24 to 117.50) and Minty Waffles (83.28 to 70.52).

Top Players

    • Ezekiel Elliott
    • 30.60
    • T.Y. Hilton
    • 28.10
    • Antonio Brown
    • 18.30
    • Davante Adams
    • 17.00

Smooth Moves by Hand of God

  • Even if you cried trying to win, you still won. And the Toyota Hall of Fame is proud of Hand of God either way.
  • The second-highest RB score of the week and the third-highest RB score of the season came from Ezekiel Elliott, who scored 30.60 points.
  • What do Apache helicopters, F-117 Nighthawks and Davante Adams have in common? They are all dangerous aerial weapons. He ranked 10th in the league in scoring among WRs this week with 17.00 points.
  • With 9.80 points, Charles Clay had his highest score of the season and beat his projected point total by a season-high 63.3%.
  • The Arizona Cardinals Defense overachieved by 21.8%, scoring 15.00 points against a projected 12.32.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Somehow, all of your players had two bye weeks this week. The Toyota Hall of Fame calls that a bye bye week. Yes, it's a bad joke, but it's still better than your score.
  • Will Fuller was last in the matchup in scoring and achieved only 8.2% of his projected point total, his lowest percentage of the season.
  • This is how people lose everything in casinos. PED Dispenser thought their luck would change and went back to the well with Tajae Sharpe. However, he scored 2.70 points against a projected 8.27 and has now underachieved in four straight games.
  • Hand of God saw their RBs beat those on PED Dispenser 39.50 - 17.40.
  • Aaron Rodgers had two season-lows this week. He scored a season-low 15.86 points and recorded only 70.8% of his 22.39-point projection.

What If

  • If Hand of God played PED Dispenser every week, they'd be 2-3 this year.
  • Hand of God would have beaten 10 other teams besides PED Dispenser this week.
  • Hand of God would be 0-4 if they played the same schedule as PED Dispenser.
  • Hand of God would be 27-38 if they played every team every week.
  • In addition to Hand of God, PED Dispenser would have lost to just three other teams this week.
  • And they say procrastination doesn't pay off! Had they played each other last week, Hand of God would have lost to PED Dispenser 109.16 - 83.28.
  • PED Dispenser would be 2-2 if they played the same schedule as Hand of God.
  • If they played every team every week, PED Dispenser would be 37-28.

Game Notes

  • Maybe the league is colluding against them. All four of the losses for PED Dispenser this season have come when their opponent scores higher than their season average.
  • Hand of God is on the longest active win streak in the league, winning three straight games.
  • It was a tough loss for PED Dispenser, which put up the seventh-biggest score for a losing team in the league this season.
  • PED Dispenser has the longest current losing streak in the league, having lost four straight games.
  • What good are running backs if they are running backwards instead of forwards? The 17.40 total points by the RBs on PED Dispenser was their smallest RB output this season.
  • Although Hand of God won, it was no thanks to Eddie Lacy, who scored 8.90 points and has now scored below his projection in four straight weeks.
  • Danny Amendola did little to help Hand of God, underperforming versus projections for the third straight game with 2.10 points against a projected 5.42.
  • Just because Robert Horry has seven NBA championship rings, doesn't mean he's one of the greats. Despite being on the winning team, Chandler Catanzaro scored 7.00 points against a projected 9.37 and has now underachieved in three straight games.
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