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Playoffs: Los Sicarios Put the Stamp on Claudius's Team

Week 14

  • Los Sicarios
  • 118.64 pts, 8-5
  • Weekly Grade
  • Claudius's Team
  • 107.98 pts, 8-5
  • Weekly Grade

Los Sicarios, led by Tom Brady with 26.14 points and Tyler Eifert with 19.30, took down Claudius's Team, 118.64 to 107.98. This is a repeat performance for Los Sicarios over Claudius's Team, after a 153.74 to 98.60 shellacking in Week 5. Claudius's Team wrapped up the regular season in fifth place with a record of 8-5. From a points per game perspective, they ranked slightly better (third with 115.82). Claudius's Team was sent home quickly this postseason, losing in their only playoff matchup.

Top Players

    • Tom Brady
    • 26.14
    • Matt Ryan
    • 21.48
    • Tyler Eifert
    • 19.30
    • Rob Kelley
    • 15.80

Smooth Moves by Los Sicarios

  • Even if you cried trying to win, you still won. And the Toyota Hall of Fame is proud of Los Sicarios either way.
  • Expect to see some trade offers for Tom Brady. He ranked fourth in the league in scoring with 26.14 points.
  • With 19.30 points, Tyler Eifert ranked eighth in the league in scoring.
  • David Johnson put the team on his back with 14.60 points, the 10th-highest score among RBs in the league this week.
  • Caleb Sturgis scored 10.00 points against a projected 6.25 and has now overachieved in three straight games.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • The fact that you're reading this means you have internet connection. Unfortunately, that's one less thing to blame your loss on. Don't tell the Hall.
  • Should have started Eric Ebron, who underachieved, but still had more points than the starting TE with 5.20 against a projected 8.28.
  • All that glitters is not gold. Picked up Ted Ginn Jr., who scored 3.60 points against his projected 7.51.
  • With 1.50 points, Jordan Reed was last in the matchup in scoring and got only 17.8% of his projected point total, which is his lowest percentage of the season.
  • Claudius's Team could have used more points from the TE position, where Los Sicarios beat them 19.30 - 1.50.

What If

  • If Los Sicarios played Claudius's Team every week, they'd be 7-7 this season.
  • Los Sicarios would have beaten four other teams besides Claudius's Team this week.
  • Had they played each other last week, Los Sicarios would have defeated Claudius's Team 105.16 - 79.18.
  • Los Sicarios would be 9-3 if they played the same schedule as Claudius's Team.
  • If Los Sicarios had played every team in the league each week, they would be 107-69.
  • Claudius's Team would have lost to just two other teams besides Los Sicarios this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Los Sicarios, Claudius's Team would be 8-4.
  • If they played every team every week, Claudius's Team would be 113-63.

Game Notes

  • Maybe the league is colluding against them. All six of the losses for Claudius's Team this season have come when their opponent scores higher than their season average.
  • Los Sicarios underachieved for the seventh time this season, including the last three weeks in a row, scoring 118.64 points against a projected 127.71 this week.
  • Los Sicarios was able to win with little help from Larry Fitzgerald, who had a season-low 2.70 points and is on a four-week underperforming streak.
  • The loss snapped a three-game win streak by Claudius's Team.
  • We don't condone cheating, but this group of wide receivers might want to spray Stickum on their gloves. The 15.70 total points by the WRs on Los Sicarios was their lowest WR output this season.
  • After scoring 14.00 points against a projected 8.15, the Kansas City Chiefs Defense has now exceeded their projection in three straight weeks.
  • Just because Robert Horry has seven NBA championship rings, doesn't mean he's one of the greats. Despite being on the winning team, Amari Cooper scored 5.40 points against a projected 14.58 and has now underachieved in three straight games.
  • Doug Baldwin did little to help Los Sicarios, underperforming versus projections for the third straight game with 7.60 points against a projected 11.53.
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