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Hand of God Pulls Off Comeback over Jiffy James, Moves Up to Seventh Place

Week 12

  • Hand of God
  • 124.8 pts, 6-6
  • Weekly Grade
  • Jiffy James
  • 117.76 pts, 4-8
  • Weekly Grade

Facing a 9.46-point deficit on Monday night, Hand of God scored 25.80 and defeated Jiffy James 124.80 to 117.76. They also claimed the second-highest score this week. With this win, Hand of God scored 19.9% more than projected and has now beaten expectations three weeks running. Michael Thomas led Jiffy James with 27.30 points while Eli Manning racked up 19.56. Following a zero-point effort from Robert Woods, Jiffy James was left to wonder "what might have been?". Hand of God (6-6, 1,331.58 points) climbs into seventh place while Jiffy James (4-8, 1,289.38 points) sinks into 12th place.

Top Players

    • Drew Brees
    • 32.50
    • Michael Thomas
    • 27.30
    • Davante Adams
    • 25.80
    • Ezekiel Elliott
    • 25.00

Smooth Moves by Hand of God

  • A higher score than your opponent is a guaranteed way to win each week. Thank the Toyota Hall of Fame for that valuable insight.
  • The 32.50 points scored by Drew Brees was the second-highest QB score of the week and is the eighth-highest QB score in the league this season.
  • Look, there in the sky. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's just Davante Adams posterizing opponents. He had the fifth-highest score of any WR in the league this week with 25.80 points.
  • There are rumors that the military wants to model a new all-terrain vehicle based off of Ezekiel Elliott. He had the fourth-highest score among RBs in the league this week with 25.00 points.
  • With only 5 of their 10 starters beating their projected points, Hand of God was still able to win.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • The fact that you're reading this means you have internet connection. Unfortunately, that's one less thing to blame your loss on. Don't tell the Hall.
  • Missed out on an opportunity by leaving the 9.30 points scored by Vernon Davis on the bench this week. He outperformed his projected point total by 192.5%, the fifth-highest percentage in the league.
  • With 12.10 points against a projected 20.06, Jay Ajayi did not meet his projection for the third straight game.
  • A heated blanket would be a great gift for Dennis Pitta during this cold streak. He scored below his projection in six straight games after scoring 4.90 points against a projected 7.09 this week.
  • Jiffy James had only 4 of their 10 starters underperform versus their projections, but they still lost.

What If

  • Hand of God would be 6-6 if they played Jiffy James every week.
  • Besides Jiffy James, Hand of God would have defeated 11 other teams this week.
  • Had they played each other last week, Hand of God would have defeated Jiffy James 110.50 - 97.68.
  • If they played the same schedule as Jiffy James, Hand of God would be 3-8.
  • Hand of God would be 79-77 if they played every team every week.
  • Besides Hand of God, Jiffy James would have been defeated by five other teams this week.
  • Jiffy James would be 6-5 if they played the same schedule as Hand of God.
  • Jiffy James would be 76-80 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

  • Jiffy James has lost eight times and seven of them have come to teams who beat their scoring average in that matchup.
  • The manager of Hand of God was probably the person who destroyed the curve on every test in school. They scored 124.80 points against a projected 104.10 and beat their scoring projection for the sixth time this season, including the last three weeks in a row.
  • Hand of God was able to cover the 1.84-point spread in the win.
  • The Arizona Cardinals Defense had a season-low 1.00 point against a projected 8.23 in the win and has now scored below their projection in four straight games.
  • The 46.20 points by the WRs on Hand of God was the season-high for combined points from the position.
  • Not going to name names, but some people here aren't pulling their weight. Forget it, Adam Humphries needs to step it up! He scored 2.60 points against a projected 7.45 in the win, and has now scored below his projection in three straight games.
  • With the win, Hand of God improves to 2-1 in comeback games this season.
  • Jiffy James falls to 1-3 in comeback games this season.
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