Monkey Dusters Hangs a Huge Upset on Your sisters clam to Even Season Series

Week 13

  • Monkey Dusters
  • 195.66 pts, 5-8
  • Weekly Grade
  • Your sisters clam
  • 118.75 pts, 6-7
  • Weekly Grade

Monkey Dusters, with "Eye of the Tiger" playing in the background, put up the highest score this week and clobbered Your sisters clam 195.66 to 118.75, overcoming a 16.54-point spread. A win is a win, but this one tastes just a bit sweeter for Monkey Dusters who gets revenge for a 182.42 to 136.20 comeback by Your sisters clam in Week 2. Your sisters clam, coming off a 180.93 to 172.47 loss against The Big Gronkoski, saw their scoring drop substantially this week. Your sisters clam (6-7, 1,900.81 points) drops to ninth place and Monkey Dusters (5-8, 1,830.62 points) remains mired in 10th place.

Top Players

    • Nelson Agholor
    • 32.35
    • Philip Rivers
    • 27.31
    • Jameis Winston
    • 26.85
    • Marshawn Lynch
    • 24.85

Smooth Moves by Monkey Dusters

  • Winning is like a dream come true. A very modest dream, but a dream nonetheless. A much better dream would be getting into the Toyota Hall of Fame.
  • Nelson Agholor beat his scoring projection by a matchup-leading 176.5% and scored the fifth-most points in the league with 32.35.
  • Took Derek Carr out of the starting lineup, who scored 21.63 points on the bench, fewer than the starting QB.
  • Quarterbacks get the blame when the team loses and the glory when the team wins. With 27.31 points, Philip Rivers had the fifth-highest score of any QB in the league this week and earned his praise.
  • Marshawn Lynch put the team on his back with 24.85 points, the seventh-highest score among RBs in the league this week.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Dear, Your sisters clam: Sorry to hear you lost. Toyota Hall of Famers don't really know how that feels, but surely it can't feel great. Next week, just win.
  • Did not start Jermaine Kearse, who ranked eighth in the league in scoring and beat his scoring projection by 171.5%, the fifth-highest percentage in the league.
  • Could have started Ricky Seals-Jones, who underachieved, but still outscored the starting TE with 6.90 against a projected 8.59.
  • With 1.50 points against a projected 9.00, Ryan Shazier was last on the team in scoring and has now scored below his projection in seven straight games.
  • Who needs offense when the defense is so dominant!? Your sisters clam got outscored 23.75 - 8.00 by Monkey Dusters at the DEF position.

What If

  • If Monkey Dusters played Your sisters clam every week, they would be 5-8 this season.
  • Monkey Dusters would've been undefeated if they played every team in the league this week.
  • Monkey Dusters would be 4-7 if they played the same schedule as Your sisters clam.
  • Monkey Dusters would be 49-94 if they played every team every week.
  • Your sisters clam would have lost to every other team in the league this week.
  • Timing really is everything. Monkey Dusters would have lost to Your sisters clam 172.47 - 146.77 had they played each other last week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Monkey Dusters, Your sisters clam would be 5-6.
  • Your sisters clam would be 61-82 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

  • Three of the seven losses for Your sisters clam this season have come when their opponent had their highest-scoring week of the season.
  • The matchup had both the highest-scoring and lowest-scoring teams in the league this week.
  • The 76.91-point margin of victory was the largest in the league this week and seventh-biggest in the league this season.
  • It was the second time this season that Your sisters clam has had the lowest score in the league.
  • Monkey Dusters had two starters score more points than the highest-scoring starter for Your sisters clam.
  • Your sisters clam falls to 1-2 in blowout games this season.
  • Your sisters clam got beat so bad, their own mother doesn't recognize them. It was the worst loss of the season for them, with the margin of victory coming in at 76.91 points.
  • Monkey Dusters remains undefeated in upset games this season, improving to 2-0.
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