#1 asshole Handles Stick it to me to Even Season Series

Week 13

  • #1 asshole
  • 119.34 pts, 8-5
  • Weekly Grade
  • Stick it to me
  • 77.96 pts, 2-11
  • Weekly Grade

#1 asshole put on a show in this matchup, registering the highest score of the week, clobbering Stick it to me 119.34 to 77.96. This beatdown was revenge for a Week 2 86.52 to 67.80 comeback by Stick it to me. Stick it to me put in the required effort with a much higher point total compared to last week's 70.48 to 46.12 loss against The Knee Replacement. #1 asshole (8-5, 1,163.60 points) remains in fifth place and Stick it to me (2-11, 880.12 points) stays locked in the cellar.

Top Players

    • Josh McCown
    • 31.14
    • Blake Bortles
    • 25.06
    • Mark Ingram
    • 18.20
    • Marshawn Lynch
    • 18.10

Smooth Moves by #1 asshole

  • You put it all on the Fantasy field and pulled out a Fantasy victory! A Fantasy feeling only rivaled by becoming a real Toyota Hall of Famer.
  • Grabbed Josh McCown, who scored 31.14 points to lead the matchup.
  • See what happens when you keep the laces out? Justin Tucker scored 17.00 points, the highest K score in the league this week.
  • Benched Dak Prescott, who had the lowest QB score on the team with 14.88 points.
  • Mark Ingram put the team on his back with 18.20 points, the eighth-highest score among RBs in the league this week.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Loss is a four-letter word to Toyota Hall of Famers. And win is a three-letter word. Hall of Famers are great at Fantasy Football AND counting.
  • Left Jermaine Kearse on the bench, where he scored 15.70 points to beat his scoring projection by 144.5%, the fifth-highest percentage in the league.
  • A heated blanket would be a great gift for the Houston Texans Defense during this cold streak. They scored below their projection in four straight games after scoring 4.00 points against a projected 5.02 this week.
  • It was a bad week at RB for Stick it to me, who was outscored at the position 36.30 - 15.60 by #1 asshole.
  • You wish you had a kicker like ours. #1 asshole won the K position battle, beating Stick it to me 17.00 - 7.00.

What If

  • #1 asshole would be 10-3 if they played Stick it to me every week.
  • #1 asshole would have beaten every other team in the league this week.
  • Had they played each other last week, #1 asshole would have defeated Stick it to me 106.86 - 46.12.
  • #1 asshole would be 5-6 if they played the same schedule as Stick it to me.
  • If #1 asshole had played every team in the league each week, they would be 83-60.
  • Stick it to me would have lost to seven other teams besides #1 asshole this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as #1 asshole, Stick it to me would be 1-10.
  • If they played every team every week, Stick it to me would be 34-109.

Game Notes

  • Four of the eight wins for #1 asshole this season have come despite their opponent scoring higher than their season average.
  • Four of the 11 losses for Stick it to me this season have come when their opponent had their highest-scoring week of the season.
  • With 119.34 points, #1 asshole set their new season-high en route to leading the league in scoring for the week.
  • Stick it to me lost by the biggest margin of the week for the third time this season.
  • #1 asshole had the week's largest margin of victory (41.38 points) for the second time this season.
  • The loss is the fourth straight for Stick it to me and extends the longest current losing streak in the league.
  • Speed, strength, agility, vision, and intelligence. It was all on display this week when the RBs on #1 asshole collectively had their best week of the season with 36.30 points.
  • Devin Funchess scored 12.00 points against a projected 9.27 in the loss and has now beaten his projection in four straight games.
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