Mr. Poopybutthole took advantage of a favorable draft slot and built the kind of roster that makes opponents "go out of town" or "spend time with the kids" when they see your team on the schedule. Mr. Poopybutthole is projected to finish first in Stupid loser League at 11-3-0 (1,614 points). With this kind of investment in the WR position by Mr. Poopybutthole, they can only hope this trio resembles "The Greatest Show on Turf." They used their first three picks to draft Odell Beckham Jr. in the first round (2nd overall), Allen Robinson in the second (15th), and Brandon Marshall in the third (18th). These guys could be the key to the season for Mr. Poopybutthole, as they are the highest-scoring group of WRs in the league.
Whether by good fortune or well-planned strategy, Mr. Poopybutthole has secured a favorable bye week schedule for their superstars. Of their top five players in projected points, none share a common off week. Looking at the entire season, they have the easiest slate. Corresponding with the easiest overall schedule, Mr. Poopybutthole also has the easiest first four games of the season.
Because Four Good Wideouts Wouldn't be Enough
Mr. Poopybutthole drafted five stronger-than-average WRs, even though only three can be started each week.
Earning Your Paycheck
Mr. Poopybutthole will have some tough decisions to make at WR each week, with a scant projected points difference between their third- (Allen Robinson), fourth- (Eric Decker), and fifth-ranked (Julian Edelman) wideouts.
Mr. Poopybutthole minimized risk by choosing seven consistent players among their 15 picks.
While the bottom half of the Mr. Poopybutthole roster is one of the strongest in the league (projected to be No. 1), the top of the roster is among the weakest (ranked No. 7).
Team of Champions
Mr. Poopybutthole is fielding a team of fantasy MVPs. Last season, four of their players were among the top-20 players that were on the most championship rosters across all Yahoo! leagues, including Odell Beckham Jr., Allen Robinson, and Brandon Marshall.
Defense Wins Championships?
Mr. Poopybutthole chose to go with two DEFs instead of loading up at other spots.
Does Odell Beckham Jr. Believe in UFOs?
- O. Beckham Jr., WR
- Round 1, Pick 2
Because his all-purpose yardage figures are out of this world. Beckham Jr. is projected to rank ninth in the league with 1,527 total yards.
Defensive Coordinators Plan Specifically for Robinson
- Allen Robinson, WR
- Round 2, Pick 15
Allen Robinson is expected to reach paydirt 8.3 times, placing him ninth in the NFL in projected receiving TDs.
Better Lucky Than Good?
- B. Marshall, WR
- Round 3, Pick 18
The rest of Stupid loser League overlooked a gem, and Mr. Poopybutthole made the highest value pick of the round by taking Brandon Marshall.
Wait For It
- Doug Martin, RB
- Round 4, Pick 31
Mr. Poopybutthole held off on drafting a RB early, waiting until the fourth round to snag their "lead back" (Doug Martin).
- Russell Wilson, QB
- Round 6, Pick 47
Mr. Poopybutthole may have found a gem in the sixth round, grabbing Russell Wilson (47th overall pick vs. ADP of 35.8).
Mr. Poopybutthole has one below-average position, RB, that they should attempt to upgrade.
- Jeremy Hill
- Rank 53, ADP 63
- Jonathan Stewart
- Rank 57, ADP 63
- Matt Jones
- Rank 59, ADP 80
- Dion Lewis
- Rank 68, ADP 89
Bye Week Points LostPoints
Each bar represents the total projected season points for each player that's on bye that week. This chart shows any potential bye week issues.
Pick Number Minus ADPPick Number
Bars above zero indicate a pick was selected later than a player's ADP. Bars below zero show players that were taken earlier than their ADP.
Avg Points by Position vs LeagueTeam League
The average projected points for all the players at each position versus the average projected points for all players at that position in the league.
Schedule by Opponent PointsWeek
Week-by-week schedule with each opponent's projected season points. This chart shows any difficult or easy stretches in the schedule.
How We Grade
Draft grades are based strictly on teams' draft performances. This is calculated by counting the number of fantasy points teams are projected to score over the course of the season using their optimal line-ups. The grades do not take schedule into account. Because of bye weeks and other variables it is possible to earn a high grade yet be projected to finish in the middle of the pack. The opposite is also true. Bottom line: Fantasy Football is like the real game. You can draft the greatest talent in the world but you still need to manage your team every week to get the most out of that talent. As a wise man once said, "On any given Sunday..."