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Asomugha to Mouth Draft Report Card

Ezekiel Elliott
DeAndre Hopkins
Brandin Cooks
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Despite a Powerful Set of RBs, Asomugha to Mouth Probably Has Draft Regrets

Draft Summary

Asomugha to Mouth should consider renaming the team "Learning Experience," because that's what this draft was. Picking eighth, Asomugha to Mouth bumbled their way through their picks, leading to a projected finish of seventh in Stupid loser League with a record of 5-9-0 (1,524 points). They clearly wanted to put together a wide receiver corps early, using three of their first five selections on DeAndre Hopkins (second round), Brandin Cooks (third round), and Sammy Watkins (fifth round). They also built one of the most prolific groups of RBs in the league, as they added Ezekiel Elliott, Jamaal Charles, and Thomas Rawls.

We're not mad. We're just disappointed. Go nominate yourself for the Toyota Hall Of Fame to make it up to us.


Asomugha to Mouth will need to plan ahead for Week 9, as their top two projected scorers (Carson Palmer and Kirk Cousins) will have a bye week. Looking at the entire season, they have one of the toughest schedules. Along with the second-most grueling overall schedule, both the first four games and last four games of the season are about league-average difficulty for Asomugha to Mouth.

Draft Notes

  • Brett Favre is Just a Phone Call Away

    Asomugha to Mouth grabbed a couple of QBs (Carson Palmer and Kirk Cousins) that'll both be on bye in Week 9, and will be looking for a signal-caller. You can call Brett, but texting him isn't exactly recommended.

  • Good Luck With That One!

    Asomugha to Mouth will have some intriguing decisions to make each week at WR, with a narrow projected points difference between their third- (Sammy Watkins), fourth- (Jeremy Maclin), and fifth-ranked (Donte Moncrief) wideouts.

  • Strength in Numbers

    RB is the best position for Asomugha to Mouth, though DEF and WR are also stronger-than-average.

  • Show Some ID

    Asomugha to Mouth isn't afraid to rob the cradle, drafting the youngest team in the league with an average of just 5.3 years of NFL experience.

  • May The Odds Be Ever In Your Favor

    Asomugha to Mouth might need to consult a fortune teller each week. Their top-drafted QB (Carson Palmer) and second-drafted QB (Kirk Cousins) have similar seasonal point projections.

  • Risk Averse

    Asomugha to Mouth minimized risk by choosing six consistent players among their 15 picks.

Player Analysis

    • E. Elliott, RB
    • Round 1, Pick 8
    He's a Touchy, Feely Kind of Guy

    With 321 touches, Ezekiel Elliott is projected to rank third in the NFL in that category. How touching, Asomugha to Mouth.

    • D. Hopkins, WR
    • Round 2, Pick 9
    Diagnosis: more DeAndre!

    Hopkins' breakout was just what the doctor ordered for fantasy owners last year. Only Devonta Freeman and Tom Brady appeared more often on championship rosters than Houston's star WR.

    • Jamaal Charles, RB
    • Round 4, Pick 25
    Feel the Rhythm, Feel the Rhyme

    Get on up, it's Jamaal Charles time! He's predicted to run cool this season with 209 projected points.

    • Sammy Watkins, WR
    • Round 5, Pick 40
    The Alchemist

    Asomugha to Mouth chose a WR who's highly likely to turn a deep ball into TD gold. Sammy Watkins is projected to rank fifth among NFL WRs in plays over 40 yards with 5.9 and TDs over 40 yards with 2.2.

    • Jordan Reed, TE
    • Round 6, Pick 41
    A Big, Reliable Threat

    Jordan Reed ranks third in the Stupid loser League among TEs with 145 projected fantasy points.

Best Available

Asomugha to Mouth has one weak area, K, that they may want to improve.

    • Chris Boswell
    • Rank 223, ADP 105
    • Nick Folk
    • Rank 226, ADP 122
    • Josh Brown
    • Rank 228, ADP 136
    • Cairo Santos
    • Rank 231, ADP 142
  • Bye Week Points Lost

    Each bar represents the total projected season points for each player that's on bye that week. This chart shows any potential bye week issues.

  • Pick Number Minus ADP
    Pick Number

    Bars above zero indicate a pick was selected later than a player's ADP. Bars below zero show players that were taken earlier than their ADP.

  • Avg Points by Position vs League
        Team     League

    The average projected points for all the players at each position versus the average projected points for all players at that position in the league.

  • Schedule by Opponent Points

    Week-by-week schedule with each opponent's projected season points. This chart shows any difficult or easy stretches in the schedule.

How We Grade

Draft grades are based strictly on teams' draft performances. This is calculated by counting the number of fantasy points teams are projected to score over the course of the season using their optimal line-ups. The grades do not take schedule into account. Because of bye weeks and other variables it is possible to earn a high grade yet be projected to finish in the middle of the pack. The opposite is also true. Bottom line: Fantasy Football is like the real game. You can draft the greatest talent in the world but you still need to manage your team every week to get the most out of that talent. As a wise man once said, "On any given Sunday..."

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Asomugha to Mouth
1. (8) Ezekiel Elliott (Dal - RB)
2. (9) DeAndre Hopkins (Hou - WR)
3. (24) Brandin Cooks (NO - WR)
4. (25) Jamaal Charles (KC - RB)
5. (40) Sammy Watkins (Buf - WR)
6. (41) Jordan Reed (Was - TE)
7. (56) Carson Palmer (Ari - QB)
8. (57) Carolina (Car - DEF)
9. (72) Connor Barth (Chi - K)
10. (73) Thomas Rawls (Sea - RB)
11. (88) Jeremy Maclin (KC - WR)
12. (89) Donte Moncrief (Ind - WR)
13. (104) Zach Ertz (Phi - TE)
14. (105) Kirk Cousins (Was - QB)
15. (120) Cincinnati (Cin - DEF)

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