Dicks out 4 Harambe Spanks Noah, Evens Series

Week 8

  • Dicks out 4 Harambe
  • 73.46 pts, 2-6
  • Weekly Grade
  • Noah
  • 37.9 pts, 6-2
  • Weekly Grade

Dicks out 4 Harambe benefited from 15.86 points from Matt Ryan and 13.50 from Jamison Crowder, destroying Noah 73.46 to 37.90. A win is a win, but this one tastes just a bit sweeter for Dicks out 4 Harambe who gets revenge for a 63.14 to 52.64 upset loss to Noah in Week 1. Noah was led by the tag team of Adam Vinatieri, with 11.00 points, and Zach Ertz, who scored 9.40. Each team left something on the table as Dicks out 4 Harambe had one starter turn in zero points and Noah had five. Noah (6-2, 624.90 points) drops to third place and Dicks out 4 Harambe (2-6, 565.96 points) remains mired in 10th place.

Top Players

    • Matt Ryan
    • 15.86
    • Jamison Crowder
    • 13.50
    • Adam Vinatieri
    • 11.00
    • Stephen Hauschka
    • 11.00

Smooth Moves by Dicks out 4 Harambe

  • That's one small victory for Dicks out 4 Harambe. And one small step toward legendary status—in the Toyota Hall of Fame.
  • Dicks out 4 Harambe was still able to pull out a win with only 2 of their 9 starters exceeding their projected points.
  • Look, there in the sky. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's just Jamison Crowder posterizing opponents. He had the fourth-highest score of any WR in the league this week with 13.50 points.
  • The 11.00 points by Stephen Hauschka topped a projected 7.83, extending his overachievement streak to five weeks.
  • Even with a zero from starter Martellus Bennett, Dicks out 4 Harambe was still able to win.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Dear, Noah: Sorry to hear you lost. Toyota Hall of Famers don't really know how that feels, but surely it can't feel great. Next week, just win.
  • Left the Baltimore Ravens Defense on the bench, where they exceeded their scoring projection by a league-leading 271.8%.
  • Even though Noah lost, only 1 of their 9 starters scored less than their projected points.
  • Noah had 5 of their 9 starters score zero points.
  • It was a bad week at RB for Noah, who was outscored at the position 19.70 - 8.50 by Dicks out 4 Harambe.

What If

  • If Dicks out 4 Harambe played Noah every week, they'd be 3-5 this season.
  • Besides Noah, Dicks out 4 Harambe would have defeated six other teams this week.
  • Were they resting their players for this week? Dicks out 4 Harambe would have defeated Noah 81.62 - 30.40 had they played each other last week.
  • Dicks out 4 Harambe would be 2-4 if they played the same schedule as Noah.
  • Dicks out 4 Harambe would be 35-53 if they played every team every week.
  • Besides Dicks out 4 Harambe, Noah would have been defeated by eight other teams this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Dicks out 4 Harambe, Noah would be 4-2.
  • Noah would be 53-35 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

  • Dicks out 4 Harambe scored 73.46 points against a projected 87.36 and underachieved for the seventh time this season, including the last five weeks in a row.
  • With the loss, Noah has been blown out in each of their two losses.
  • Devonta Freeman had a season-low 6.10 points against a projected 13.30 in the win and has now scored below his projection in four straight games.
  • Dicks out 4 Harambe had their largest margin of victory so far this year at 35.56 points.
  • The RBs on Noah collectively had their worst week of the season with only 8.50 points.
  • Adam Vinatieri scored 11.00 points against a projected 6.68 in the loss and has now beaten his projection in three straight games.
  • In the loss, the New England Patriots Defense scored 9.00 points against a projected 5.92 and has now overachieved in three straight games.
  • Two of the starters for Dicks out 4 Harambe scored higher than the leading scorer for Noah.
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