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Crapchester Slapnuts Rallies Against VictoriousSecret, Claims Fifth Place

Week 3

  • Crapchester Slapnuts
  • 104.6 pts, 2-1
  • Weekly Grade
  • VictoriousSecret
  • 91.36 pts, 0-3
  • Weekly Grade

Crapchester Slapnuts got 23.00 points from Eli Manning and 22.70 from Mark Ingram to take down VictoriousSecret 104.60 to 91.36. Crapchester Slapnuts came into the Monday night game facing a 15.26-point deficit, but scored 28.50 for the comeback. "You play to win the game. Hello! You play to win the game." Someone please tell this to VictoriousSecret, who is currently winless. Free fallin' like Tom Petty, VictoriousSecret suffered a significant drop in scoring from last week's 137.36 to 129.18 loss against Stevie Kanevil. Adding insult to injury, VictoriousSecret had a starter score zero points (Willie Snead). Crapchester Slapnuts (2-1, 377.70 points) climbs into fifth place and VictoriousSecret (0-3, 333.84 points) drops to 11th place.

Top Players

    • Jarvis Landry
    • 31.60
    • Eli Manning
    • 23.00
    • Mark Ingram
    • 22.70
    • Eddie Lacy
    • 16.50

Smooth Moves by Crapchester Slapnuts

  • Reading this matchup recap is indicative of potential Toyota Hall of Famers. You're making Crapchester Slapnuts look really good right now.
  • Made a good move in sitting Ryan Mathews this week. He brought in -0.50 points, the fewest of any RB on the team.
  • Eli Manning had the fifth-highest score of any player on Crapchester Slapnuts this season, leading the team with 23.00 points.
  • With 22.70 points, Mark Ingram had his highest output of the season and beat his projected point total by a season-high 34.2%.
  • The 11.00 points were a season-high for Mason Crosby. The score beat his 8.47-point projection by 29.9%, which also was a season-high.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Funny, the Hall provides articles you could have studied. But instead you watched VictoriousSecret cry trying.
  • Missed an opportunity by leaving Devonta Freeman on the bench. He scored 36.70 points, the seventh-highest score in the league this week.
  • Should have started Andrew Luck, who underachieved, but still outscored the starting QB with 16.24 against a projected 24.65.
  • Picked up Jordan Cameron, who was last on the team in scoring with 1.50 points, only 19.5% of his projected point total, which was also the lowest percentage on the team.
  • Golden Tate scored 7.20 points against a projected 12.99 and has now underachieved in every game this season.

What If

  • If Crapchester Slapnuts played VictoriousSecret every week, they would be 2-1 this season.
  • Crapchester Slapnuts would have beaten only three other teams besides VictoriousSecret this week.
  • Crapchester Slapnuts would be 0-2 if they played the same schedule as VictoriousSecret.
  • If Crapchester Slapnuts had played every team in the league each week, they would be 14-19.
  • Besides Crapchester Slapnuts, VictoriousSecret would have been defeated by eight other teams this week.
  • Timing really is everything. Crapchester Slapnuts would have lost to VictoriousSecret 129.18 - 125.32 had they played each other last week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Crapchester Slapnuts, VictoriousSecret would be 1-1.
  • If they played every team every week, VictoriousSecret would be 6-27.

Game Notes

  • Julian Edelman had a season-low 9.20 points against a projected 12.59 in the win and has now scored below his projection in every game this season.
  • The 104.60 points scored by Crapchester Slapnuts is the lowest winning score in the league this season.
  • At 13.24 points, the margin of victory was the tightest of the week.
  • Crapchester Slapnuts took the W, even though VictoriousSecret performed better against their scoring projection. VictoriousSecret scored 88.4% of their 103.35 projected points, while Crapchester Slapnuts recorded 86.1% of their 121.51-point projection.
  • With the loss, VictoriousSecret remains winless in comeback games this season, falling to 0-2.
  • With 91.36 points, VictoriousSecret ranked 10th in the league in scoring this week.
  • VictoriousSecret could not close out the win even with the help of Jarvis Landry, who scored 31.60 points, the eighth-highest score among all WRs in the league for the week.
  • Maybe pop in the tape of the best game of the season to feel better. Matt Forte had a season-low 8.40 points in the win against a projected 15.91 and scored below his projection for the first time this season.
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