FuckMyLife Comes Back to Beat Tax Guy, Moves to Fourth Place

Week 6

  • FuckMyLife
  • 110.62 pts, 2-3
  • Weekly Grade
  • Tax Guy
  • 87.08 pts, 2-3
  • Weekly Grade

FuckMyLife, down 10.06 on Monday night, gave Tax Guy a glimmer of hope, then ripped it away and beat Tax Guy 110.62 to 87.08. FuckMyLife got 25.10 points from Le'Veon Bell. Tax Guy definitely shouldn't play the lottery for a little while. Their luck couldn't get any worse as they are on a three-game losing streak. For Tax Guy, Tom Brady and the Kansas City Chiefs Defense played the roles of Maverick and Goose, scoring 17.18 and 12.50 points, respectively. FuckMyLife (2-3, 511.56 points) climbs into fourth place and Tax Guy (2-3, 506.18 points) drops to fifth place.

Top Players

    • Le'Veon Bell
    • 25.10
    • Tom Brady
    • 17.18
    • Denver Broncos Defense
    • 15.80
    • DeMarco Murray
    • 14.70

Smooth Moves by FuckMyLife

  • You defeated Tax Guy and showed your league you mean business. Show that to the rest of the world—by being in the Toyota Hall of Fame.
  • Not quite the best, but pretty darn good. Le'Veon Bell had the second-highest RB score of the week and the 10th-highest RB score in the league this season with 25.10 points.
  • Was smart to sit the Green Bay Packers Defense this week, which had 11.40 points, the lowest DEF score on the team.
  • Benched Ben Roethlisberger, who had the lowest QB score on the team with 11.88 points.
  • The 14.70 points scored by DeMarco Murray was the ninth-highest score of any RB in the league this week.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Losing leave you feeling defeated? Set your sights on something better than winning: the Toyota Hall of Fame.
  • Tax Guy left the 20.50 points scored by Derrick Henry on the bench this week. He beat his projected point total by 191.2%, the third-highest percentage in the league.
  • Tyrell Williams was last in the matchup in scoring and achieved only 8.7% of his projected point total, his lowest percentage of the season.
  • A heated blanket would be a great gift for Tom Brady during this cold streak. He scored below his projection in three straight games after scoring 17.18 points against a projected 22.41 this week.
  • The 3.70 points scored by Jordan Reed fell short of his 6.48-point projection, the third straight game where that has happened.

What If

  • If FuckMyLife played Tax Guy every week, they would be 2-3 this season.
  • FuckMyLife would have beaten three other teams besides Tax Guy this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Tax Guy, FuckMyLife would be 1-3.
  • If FuckMyLife had played every team in the league each week, they would be 13-22.
  • Tax Guy would have been beaten by every other team in the league this week.
  • Timing really is everything. FuckMyLife would have lost to Tax Guy 91.12 - 89.98 had they played each other last week.
  • If they played the same schedule as FuckMyLife, Tax Guy would be 4-0.
  • If they played every team every week, Tax Guy would be 17-18.

Game Notes

  • Just like the Eagles' "Dream Team" of 2011, Tax Guy has underachieved lately. They scored 87.08 points against a projected 112.07 and has underachieved for four straight weeks.
  • Tax Guy had the league's lowest score of the week for the first time this season.
  • Tax Guy has lost three straight games, the longest current losing streak in the league.
  • FuckMyLife covered the 13.98-point spread, winning by 23.54 points.
  • What good are running backs if they are running backwards instead of forwards? The 10.40 total points by the RBs on Tax Guy was their smallest RB output this season.
  • Although FuckMyLife won, it was no thanks to the Denver Broncos Defense, which scored 15.80 points and has now scored below their projection in three straight weeks.
  • Not going to name names, but some people here aren't pulling their weight. Forget it, Rishard Matthews needs to step it up! He scored 6.90 points against a projected 8.66 in the win, and has now scored below his projection in three straight games.
  • FuckMyLife improves to 1-1 in comeback games this season.
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