Saw Bones Gets Past FuckMyLife, Moves Up to Fifth Place

Week 5

  • Saw Bones
  • 91.04 pts, 2-2
  • Weekly Grade
  • FuckMyLife
  • 89.98 pts, 1-3
  • Weekly Grade

Deshaun Watson, whose 32.54 points were the second-highest point total by a player this season, carried Saw Bones past FuckMyLife 91.04 to 89.98. It was anybody's to win, and the 1.06-point margin of victory was the smallest recorded in the league this season. FuckMyLife, coming off a 127.74 to 75.86 win against Kneed For Speed, saw their scoring drop off this week. Saw Bones (2-2, 390.68 points) climbs into fifth place while FuckMyLife (1-3, 400.94 points) drops to seventh place.

Top Players

    • Deshaun Watson
    • 32.54
    • Adam Vinatieri
    • 18.00
    • Green Bay Packers Defense
    • 13.70
    • Ezekiel Elliott
    • 13.20

Smooth Moves by Saw Bones

  • Saw Bones, winning proved that FuckMyLife is no matchup for you. But the Toyota Hall of Fame would prove that no Fantasy players are your equal.
  • Picked up Deshaun Watson, who tallied 32.54 points, the highest of any player on Saw Bones this season.
  • Saw Bones was still able to pull out a win with only 2 of their 10 starters exceeding their projected points.
  • The 13.20 points scored by Ezekiel Elliott was the fourth-highest score of any RB in the league this week.
  • The 12.80 points scored by Tyreek Hill was the ninth-highest score by a WR in the league this week.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • FuckMyLife, you can't win 'em all. But you can't lose 'em all if you wanna be in the Toyota Hall of Fame.
  • Left Philip Rivers on the bench, where he led the team in scoring with 21.82 points.
  • FuckMyLife needed more points from the QB position, where Saw Bones beat them 32.54 - 5.58.
  • After a season-low 5.58 points against a projected 15.64, Ben Roethlisberger has now scored below his projection in every game this season.
  • Rishard Matthews scored the fewest points on the team and scored below his projection for the second time this season with 3.10 points against a projected 8.66.

What If

  • If Saw Bones played FuckMyLife every week, they would be 3-1 this season.
  • Besides FuckMyLife, Saw Bones would have beaten only one other team this week.
  • Saw Bones would be 3-0 if they played the same schedule as FuckMyLife.
  • If Saw Bones had played every team in the league each week, they would be 13-15.
  • FuckMyLife would have lost to five other teams besides Saw Bones this week.
  • Timing really is everything. Saw Bones would have lost to FuckMyLife 127.74 - 79.02 had they played each other last week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Saw Bones, FuckMyLife would be 1-2.
  • If they played every team every week, FuckMyLife would be 9-19.

Game Notes

  • At 1.06 points, the margin of victory was the smallest in the league this season.
  • Saw Bones has underachieved every week this season, scoring 91.04 points against a projected 121.15 this week.
  • Both of the wins this season for Saw Bones have come in close games.
  • Although FuckMyLife lost, they did put up the 10th-highest score for a losing team in the league this season.
  • Delanie Walker scored a season-low 2.50 points and underachieved for the third straight week.
  • Saw Bones got a combined 28.10 points from their RBs, their lowest combined scoring output from the RB position this season.
  • Saw Bones won even though FuckMyLife performed better against their scoring projection. FuckMyLife scored 86.1% of their 104.48 projected points, while Saw Bones recorded 75.1% of their 121.15-point projection.
  • Adam Vinatieri scored 18.00 points, the second-highest K score in the league this season, but it was not enough to tip the scales in favor of FuckMyLife.
Saw Bones
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