SlipperNipple Silences (.)(.) in my mouth, Makes an Early Statement

Week 2

  • SlipperNipple
  • 214.5 pts, 2-0
  • Weekly Grade
  • (.)(.) in my mouth
  • 136.5 pts, 1-1
  • Weekly Grade

SlipperNipple accumulated the second-highest point total in the league this week and annihilated (.)(.) in my mouth 214.50 to 136.50. Is this fantasy football or mixed martial arts? Because this 78.00-point margin of victory was nothing short of a beatdown and was the second-highest recorded in the league this season. (.)(.) in my mouth, coming off a 203.50 to 179.00 win against Roll Tide 27, saw their scoring shrink this week. SlipperNipple (2-0, 401.00 points) shifts into first place while (.)(.) in my mouth (1-1, 340.00 points) winds up in seventh place.

Top Players

    • Aaron Rodgers
    • 53.00
    • Carlos Hyde
    • 37.00
    • Marcus Mariota
    • 30.00
    • Lamar Miller
    • 29.00

Smooth Moves by SlipperNipple

  • You defeated (.)(.) in my mouth and showed your league you mean business. Show that to the rest of the world—by being in the Toyota Hall of Fame.
  • Expect to see some trade offers for Aaron Rodgers. He ranked third in the league in scoring with 53.00 points.
  • Carlos Hyde put the team on his back with 37.00 points, the eighth-highest score among RBs in the league this week.
  • Look, there in the sky. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's just Martavis Bryant posterizing opponents. He had the third-highest score of any WR in the league this week with 24.00 points.
  • SlipperNipple had most of their starters beat their scoring projection (6 out of 10).

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Life, like Fantasy Football, is full of wins and losses. The Toyota Hall of Fame, however, is pretty much only full of wins.
  • Picked up Alex Smith but left him on the bench, where he led the team in scoring with 38.00 points.
  • (.)(.) in my mouth had 9 starters fail to reach their projections.
  • The WRs on (.)(.) in my mouth let them down, resulting in a 53.00 - 24.00 difference at the position.
  • The 13.00 points scored by DeMarco Murray was just 46.3% of his 28.09-point projection.

What If

  • If SlipperNipple played (.)(.) in my mouth every week, they'd be 1-1 this year.
  • Besides (.)(.) in my mouth, SlipperNipple would have defeated seven other teams this week.
  • If SlipperNipple had played every team in the league each week, they would be 14-4.
  • (.)(.) in my mouth would have lost to every other team in the league this week.
  • Timing really is everything. SlipperNipple would have lost to (.)(.) in my mouth 203.50 - 186.50 had they played each other last week.
  • (.)(.) in my mouth would be 9-9 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

  • The 78.00-point margin of victory by SlipperNipple was the widest in the league this week.
  • SlipperNipple had two starters score more points than the highest-scoring starter for (.)(.) in my mouth.
  • Remember when they needed to remind Forrest Gump to STOP? Well, they may need to remind this group of runnings backs to GO. With 41.00 points, (.)(.) in my mouth got the lowest combined scoring output from the RB position for any team this week.
  • SlipperNipple had the second-highest score in the league this week with 214.50 points.
  • In the loss, Lavonte David scored 10.50 points against a projected 8.06 and exceeded his scoring projection by 30.3%.
  • SlipperNipple might want to see a chiropractor, because they were carrying Antonio Brown on their back the whole week. He was on the winning team, but only scored 11.00 points against his projected 21.29.
  • SlipperNipple exceeded their scoring expectations while (.)(.) in my mouth failed to meet their projection.
(.)(.) in my mouth
  • Points by NFL Position
  • Top Players by Points
  • Game Flow
  • Projected vs Actual Point

Powered by Automated Insights, the leading provider of personalized content. Learn more.

Internet Explorer 8 is no longer supported by Yahoo Fantasy. Please download a supported browser.