Tilt B Shift (ID# 539635)

Dutch's bitch Chris Beats Do it for Harambe, Goes to 2-0 Against Them

Week 12

  • Dutch's bitch Chris
  • 186.2 pts, 8-4
  • Weekly Grade
  • Do it for Harambe
  • 160.46 pts, 3-9
  • Weekly Grade

Like a Mike Tyson face tattoo, Dutch's bitch Chris's record against Do it for Harambe sticks out. They beat them 186.20 to 160.46 for a second win in as many head-to-head matchups. Do it for Harambe is still a tough matchup for Dutch's bitch Chris, who has an average margin of victory of 19.96 points when they play. That's a lot smaller than their 42.52-point average margin of victory on the season, which ranks first in the league. This week, Drew Brees was the key player, picking up 32.50 points. That's even higher than Jordy Nelson, who led all players with 28.10 points the last time these teams met. With Brandin Cooks delivering zero points for Dutch's bitch Chris, the margin wasn't as big as it could have been. Dutch's bitch Chris beat Do it for Harambe 170.24 to 156.06 in Week 3 and now averages 178.22 points against them.

Top Players

    • Drew Brees
    • 32.50
    • Jordan Reed
    • 31.50
    • David Johnson
    • 30.10
    • Odell Beckham Jr.
    • 27.60

Smooth Moves by Dutch's bitch Chris

  • Even if you cried trying to win, you still won. And the Toyota Hall of Fame is proud of Dutch's bitch Chris either way.
  • Drew Brees had 32.50 points, the highest QB score of the week and the seventh-highest QB score in the league this season.
  • With 30.10 points against a projected 19.21, David Johnson ranked eighth in the league in scoring and has now overachieved in three straight games.
  • Jordan Reed ranked fifth in the league in scoring with 31.50 points, his highest output of the season.
  • There are rumors that the military wants to model a new all-terrain vehicle based off of Ezekiel Elliott. He had the fourth-highest score among RBs in the league this week with 26.00 points.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Next week, be sure to ask Dutch's bitch Chris where official Toyota Hall of Fame articles are kept.
  • Should have started the Oakland Raiders Defense, which beat their scoring projection with 13.00 points against a projected 7.18.
  • This is how people lose everything in casinos. Do it for Harambe thought their luck would change and went back to the well with Spencer Ware. However, he scored 11.60 points against a projected 17.89 and has now underachieved in four straight games.
  • A heated blanket would be a great gift for Jarvis Landry during this cold streak. He scored below his projection in five straight games after scoring 8.70 points against a projected 13.94 this week.
  • Do it for Harambe was not able to win even though only 3 of their 11 starters fell short of their projected point total.

What If

  • If Dutch's bitch Chris played Do it for Harambe every week, they would be 11-1 this season.
  • Dutch's bitch Chris would have been undefeated if they played every team in the league this week.
  • Had they played each other last week, Dutch's bitch Chris would have defeated Do it for Harambe 144.70 - 87.68.
  • If they played the same schedule as Do it for Harambe, Dutch's bitch Chris would be 7-3.
  • If Dutch's bitch Chris had played every team in the league each week, they would be 85-23.
  • Do it for Harambe would have lost to just one other team besides Dutch's bitch Chris this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Dutch's bitch Chris, Do it for Harambe would be 4-6.
  • Do it for Harambe would be 39-69 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

  • Three of the eight wins for Dutch's bitch Chris this season have come despite their opponent scoring a season-high that week.
  • Six of the nine losses for Do it for Harambe this season have come when their opponent scores higher than their season average.
  • Dutch's bitch Chris had three starters who scored more points than the highest-scoring starter for Do it for Harambe.
  • Although Do it for Harambe lost, they did put up the third-highest score for a losing team in the league this season.
  • Dutch's bitch Chris had a league-high for the week with 186.20 points, which is the eighth-highest score in the league this season.
  • Dutch's bitch Chris got a combined 49.30 points from their TEs, the highest combined scoring output from the TE position for any team this season.
  • Dutch's bitch Chris won by 25.74 points, covering the 15.73-point spread.
  • The ball must have grown wings this week as Do it for Harambe got 51.2% (82.10 points) of their points from the WR position.
Dutch's bitch Chris
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