The dirty dozen (ID# 490964)

Purple Bleeder Hangs a Huge Upset on The Female Elfy to Avenge Prior Loss

Week 12

  • Purple Bleeder
  • 95.63 pts, 5-7
  • Weekly Grade
  • The Female Elfy
  • 57.97 pts, 7-5
  • Weekly Grade

Purple Bleeder got 25.02 points from David Johnson and 17.28 from Matthew Stafford to thrash The Female Elfy 95.63 to 57.97. They came into the matchup as a 14.09-point underdog. This beating was revenge for a Week 1 120.36 to 119.99 heartbreaking loss to The Female Elfy. Free fallin' like Tom Petty, The Female Elfy suffered a significant drop in scoring from last week's 136.18 to 98.93 loss against Sky's Wondrous Team. This game tape won't be broken down at upcoming coaching clinics, as both sides missed scoring opportunities. Purple Bleeder had one starter turn in zero points and The Female Elfy had one. The Female Elfy (7-5, 1,199.60 points) drops to sixth place and Purple Bleeder (5-7, 1,334.14 points) remains in ninth place.

Top Players

    • David Johnson
    • 25.02
    • Matthew Stafford
    • 17.28
    • Michael Crabtree
    • 15.50
    • Jordy Nelson
    • 12.55

Smooth Moves by Purple Bleeder

  • If this were a dream sequence, you'd hear a deep voice announce, "Purple Bleeder, the Toyota Hall of Famer." But it's not.
  • David Johnson put the team on his back with 25.02 points, the third-highest score among RBs in the league this week.
  • Look, there in the sky. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's just Michael Crabtree posterizing opponents. He had the 10th-highest score of any WR in the league this week with 15.50 points.
  • Purple Bleeder won even with Brandin Cooks in the starting lineup, who didn't score any points.
  • The Kansas City Chiefs Defense overachieved by 56.0%, scoring 12.00 points against a projected 7.69.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Don't worry, The Female Elfy, the Toyota Hall of Fame says losing isn't contagious. But it is embarrassing. And you should be embarrassed.
  • Acquired and benched Matt Asiata, who scored 11.50 points and beat his projected point total by 53.3%, which was the highest percentage of any player on the team.
  • Left Matt Ryan on the bench, where he led the team in scoring with 21.76 points.
  • The Female Elfy had 8 starters fail to reach their projections.
  • With 2.00 points, Graham Gano was last in the matchup in scoring and got only 19.0% of his projected point total, which is his lowest percentage of the season.

What If

  • Purple Bleeder would be 6-6 if they played The Female Elfy every week.
  • Purple Bleeder would have beaten only three other teams besides The Female Elfy this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as The Female Elfy, Purple Bleeder would be 5-5.
  • Purple Bleeder would be 72-60 if they played every team every week.
  • The Female Elfy would have lost to every other team in the league this week.
  • And they say procrastination doesn't pay off! Had they played each other last week, Purple Bleeder would have lost to The Female Elfy 98.93 - 97.23.
  • If they played the same schedule as Purple Bleeder, The Female Elfy would be 3-7.
  • The Female Elfy would be 59-73 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

  • Three of the starters for Purple Bleeder scored higher than the leading scorer for The Female Elfy.
  • With 57.97 points, The Female Elfy scored the fewest points in the league this week and had the lowest score of any team this season.
  • Purple Bleeder had their lowest winning score of the season with 95.63 points.
  • The Female Elfy has the longest current losing streak in the league, having lost three straight games.
  • Purple Bleeder had the week's largest margin of victory (37.66 points) for the second time this season.
  • The Female Elfy lost by the biggest margin of the week for the second time this season.
  • Not going to name names, but some people here aren't pulling their weight. Forget it, Duke Johnson Jr. needs to step it up! He scored 5.48 points against a projected 8.14 in the win, and has now scored below his projection in four straight games.
  • Purple Bleeder improves to 1-1 in upset games this season.
Purple Bleeder
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