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River Eagle Lays Waste to Watch Me HaHa, Climbs to Fourth Place

Week 5

  • River Eagle
  • 64.7 pts, 3-2
  • Weekly Grade
  • Watch Me HaHa
  • 43.58 pts, 0-5
  • Weekly Grade

River Eagle got 18.90 points from the Arizona Cardinals Defense and 10.45 from Mike Evans, stomping Watch Me HaHa 64.70 to 43.58. Watch Me HaHa is headed for a lost season and is winless. Aaron Rodgers led Watch Me HaHa with 13.93 points while Connor Barth racked up 12.00. Both teams left points off the scoreboard in this one, as River Eagle started one player with zero points and Watch Me HaHa also served up three. River Eagle (3-2, 365.48 points) climbs into fourth place and Watch Me HaHa (0-5, 279.17 points) is still looking up at everyone from the cellar.

Top Players

    • Arizona Cardinals Defense
    • 18.90
    • Aaron Rodgers
    • 13.93
    • Connor Barth
    • 12.00
    • Mike Evans
    • 10.45

Smooth Moves by River Eagle

  • Reading this matchup recap is indicative of potential Toyota Hall of Famers. You're making River Eagle look really good right now.
  • Took Gary Barnidge out of the starting lineup, who scored 3.80 points on the bench, fewer than the starting TE.
  • With 10.45 points, Mike Evans ranked sixth in the league in scoring among WRs this week.
  • Do you put a LB or DB on him? You might have to put both on him if this continues. Delanie Walker scored 9.30 points to rank second among TEs in the league this week.
  • Look, there in the sky. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's just DeAndre Hopkins posterizing opponents. He had the eighth-highest score of any WR in the league this week with 8.80 points.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Sometimes 43.58 is enough. Unfortunately, the Toyota Hall of Fame has confirmed this time it's a smaller number than 64.70.
  • Did not start Marcus Mariota, who led the league in scoring with 30.26 points.
  • Kept the Buffalo Bills Defense on the bench, where they scored the eighth-most points in the league and beat their projected point total by 138.6%, the eighth-highest percentage in the league.
  • Derrick Henry scored 2.70 points against a projected 3.97 and has now underachieved in every game this season.
  • With 4.20 points against a projected 7.86, Eddie Lacy did not meet his projection for the fourth straight game.

What If

  • If River Eagle played Watch Me HaHa every week, they'd be 5-0 this season.
  • Besides Watch Me HaHa, River Eagle would have defeated three other teams this week.
  • Had they played each other last week, River Eagle would have defeated Watch Me HaHa 50.44 - 44.50.
  • River Eagle would be 3-1 if they played the same schedule as Watch Me HaHa.
  • If River Eagle had played every team in the league each week, they would be 27-18.
  • Watch Me HaHa would have lost to six other teams besides River Eagle this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as River Eagle, Watch Me HaHa would be 2-2.
  • Watch Me HaHa would be 7-38 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

  • The 64.70 points by River Eagle was their lowest winning score of the season.
  • All three wins for River Eagle this season have been blowout victories.
  • The 21.12-point margin of victory was the smallest in the league this week.
  • Watch Me HaHa got a combined 0 points from their WRs, their lowest combined scoring output from the WR position this season.
  • It was a season-low point total for Watch Me HaHa.
  • Dan Bailey did little to help River Eagle, underperforming versus projections for the third straight game with 4.00 points against a projected 8.89.
  • Not going to name names, but some people here aren't pulling their weight. Forget it, Matt Forte needs to step it up! He scored 3.00 points against a projected 7.22 in the win, and has now scored below his projection in three straight games.
  • Watch Me HaHa had their largest margin of defeat this season.
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