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Cowboys88 Squashes Luvs2Spooge, Makes Early-Season Statement

Week 2

  • Cowboys88
  • 195.36 pts, 1-1
  • Weekly Grade
  • Luvs2Spooge
  • 119.99 pts, 0-2
  • Weekly Grade

Cowboys88 smashed Luvs2Spooge 195.36 to 119.99, sniffing the record books in the process with the second-highest point total in the league this week. This is the kind of victory the grandchildren will hear about. The 75.37-point margin of victory was the second-highest recorded in the league this season. Free fallin' like Tom Petty, Luvs2Spooge suffered a significant drop in scoring from last week's 177.75 to 169.57 loss against Kosar Browns. Cowboys88 (1-1, 372.93 points) shifts into third place and Luvs2Spooge (0-2, 289.56 points) winds up in last place.

Top Players

    • Matt Ryan
    • 54.80
    • Carolina Panthers Defense
    • 29.66
    • DeAngelo Williams
    • 23.20
    • Melvin Gordon
    • 21.00

Smooth Moves by Cowboys88

  • Outscoring your opponent is a sure-fire way to win each week. You can thank the Toyota Hall of Fame for that valuable insight.
  • Matt Ryan put up 54.80 points, which was the second-highest score in the league this week.
  • With 29.66 points, the Carolina Panthers Defense was the highest-scoring DEF of the week.
  • Took Dak Prescott out of the starting lineup, who scored 28.20 points on the bench, fewer than the starting QB.
  • There are rumors that the military wants to model a new all-terrain vehicle based off of DeAngelo Williams. He had the fifth-highest score among RBs in the league this week with 23.20 points.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • It's okay to regret not taking a sick day to study the Toyota Hall of Fame's articles. But it's not okay to do it again.
  • Did not start Stefon Diggs, who scored 42.20 points and beat his projected point total by 302.7%, which was the highest percentage in the league.
  • This is one of those mistakes that you continuously think about for ten years. Did not start Philip Rivers, who scored 47.50 points to rank fifth in the league in scoring.
  • Did not start Martellus Bennett, who scored 22.40 points, surpassing his projected points by 107.8%, the eighth-highest percentage in the league.
  • It's tough to win when your team leader gets embarrassed like this. At the QB position, Luvs2Spooge got outscored 54.80 - 15.55 by Cowboys88.

What If

  • If Cowboys88 played Luvs2Spooge every week, they'd be 2-0 this season.
  • Besides Luvs2Spooge, Cowboys88 would have defeated seven other teams this week.
  • Were they resting their players for this week? Cowboys88 would have defeated Luvs2Spooge 177.57 - 169.57 had they played each other last week.
  • Cowboys88 would be 12-6 if they played every team every week.
  • Luvs2Spooge would have been beaten by every other team in the league this week.
  • Luvs2Spooge would be 3-15 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

  • Five of the starters for Cowboys88 scored higher than the leading scorer for Luvs2Spooge.
  • With 195.36 points, Cowboys88 scored the second-most points in the league this week.
  • The 75.37-point margin of victory by Cowboys88 was the second-biggest win in the league this week.
  • The 44.20 points put up by the RBs on Cowboys88 was the second-highest combined score by a team's RBs this week.
  • In the loss, Brandon McManus scored 18.00 points against a projected 9.21 and exceeded his scoring projection by 95.4%.
  • No it's okay, you don't have to get up and help us out. Despite being on the winning team, Golden Tate scored only 3.30 points against his projected 15.48.
  • Luvs2Spooge failed to reach their projected total, while Cowboys88 exceeded their scoring projection.
  • Points by NFL Position
  • Top Players by Points
  • Game Flow
  • Projected vs Actual Point

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