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Three Chainz Puts the Kibosh on Kosar Browns, Rises to Ninth Place

Week 12

  • Three Chainz
  • 152.09 pts, 5-7
  • Weekly Grade
  • Kosar Browns
  • 143.68 pts, 6-6
  • Weekly Grade

Ben Roethlisberger and Jordan Reed are going to have sore backs tomorrow after carrying Three Chainz to a victory over Kosar Browns 152.09 to 143.68. They scored 36.05 and 31.50 points, respectively. This win served Kosar Browns a cold dish of revenge after they won a Week 3 matchup, 171.73 to 128.55. Kosar Browns was led by the tag team of Marcus Mariota, with 35.40 points, and Ezekiel Elliott, who scored 26.00. The margin could have been larger, Three Chainz had two starters score zero points. Three Chainz (5-7, 1,863.15 points) inches up to ninth place and Kosar Browns (6-6, 1,897.81 points) stays in fourth place.

Top Players

    • Ben Roethlisberger
    • 36.05
    • Marcus Mariota
    • 35.40
    • Jordan Reed
    • 31.50
    • Odell Beckham Jr.
    • 30.30

Smooth Moves by Three Chainz

  • Fantasy Football is a game where the high score wins. So keep doing what you have to do, the Toyota Hall of Fame will turn a blind eye.
  • Jordan Reed had 31.50 points, the highest TE score of the week and the second-highest TE score in the league this season.
  • Ben Roethlisberger put up 36.05 points, which was the seventh-highest score in the league this week.
  • What do Apache helicopters, F-117 Nighthawks and Odell Beckham Jr. have in common? They are all dangerous aerial weapons. He ranked sixth in the league in scoring among WRs this week with 30.30 points.
  • With 17.80 points, Latavius Murray ranked 10th in scoring among all RBs in the league this week.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Somehow, all of your players had two bye weeks this week. The Toyota Hall of Fame calls that a bye bye week. Yes, it's a bad joke, but it's still better than your score.
  • Well, that's embarrassing. Left Carson Palmer on the bench, where he ranked eighth in the league in scoring with 35.95 points.
  • With -3.00 points against a projected 14.64, the Dallas Cowboys Defense had the lowest point total in the league this week and has now scored below their projection in four straight games.
  • This is how people lose everything in casinos. Kosar Browns thought their luck would change and went back to the well with Jarvis Landry. However, he scored 8.84 points against a projected 14.44 and has now underachieved in eight straight games.
  • Even though Kosar Browns lost, only 4 of their 10 starters scored less than their projected points.

What If

  • If Three Chainz played Kosar Browns every week, they would be 6-6 this season.
  • Besides Kosar Browns, Three Chainz would have defeated five other teams this week.
  • Three Chainz would be 6-4 if they played the same schedule as Kosar Browns.
  • Three Chainz would be 52-56 if they played every team every week.
  • Kosar Browns would have lost to five other teams besides Three Chainz this week.
  • And they say procrastination doesn't pay off! Had they played each other last week, Three Chainz would have lost to Kosar Browns 151.40 - 122.65.
  • If they played the same schedule as Three Chainz, Kosar Browns would be 5-5.
  • If they played every team every week, Kosar Browns would be 59-49.

Game Notes

  • Three Chainz covered the 8.09-point spread, winning by 8.41 points.
  • All of the points for Three Chainz this week came from players they drafted.
  • Three Chainz is now 2-2 when failing to reach their projection and Kosar Browns falls to 2-5 when scoring below their projected total.
  • Kosar Browns could not pull out the win, but Ezekiel Elliott did perform well with the fourth-best RB score in the league this week, scoring 26.00 points.
  • Travis Kelce put up the second-best TE score in the league with 18.10 points this week.
  • Tell Graham Gano to go to a nice restaurant, maybe grab a milk shake, or even take a bubble bath. Because he should forget about this performance. Graham Gano was on the winning team, but scored a season-low 1.00 point, only 8.0% of his 12.57-point projection, his lowest percentage of the season.
  • If I had a performance like that, I'd probably go see the local hypnotist. Despite being on the winning team, the Arizona Cardinals Defense scored a season-low 7.74 points, just 49.0% of a projected 15.81, their lowest percentage of the season.
  • Kosar Browns did not reach their season average of 158.15 points this week, bringing in 143.68 points.
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