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Cory's Nice Team Tramples Ukaepernickthefuture for Eighth Consecutive Win

Week 12

  • Cory's Nice Team
  • 96.78 pts, 11-1
  • Weekly Grade
  • Ukaepernickthefuture
  • 36.9 pts, 3-9
  • Weekly Grade

Has anyone seen Ukaepernickthefuture's number? Oh wait, never mind, Cory's Nice Team apparently has it. Ukaepernickthefuture is winless this season versus Cory's Nice Team, this time getting demolished 96.78 to 36.90. This week, Mike Evans led the team, picking up 22.40 points. It was just a bit more than the 22.10 points Jordy Nelson got the last time these teams played. Cory's Nice Team started one player with zero points while Ukaepernickthefuture served up four goose eggs, meaning both teams could have scored more points. Cory's Nice Team won 110.14 to 106.36 in Week 3, and now has a 31.83-point average margin of victory over Ukaepernickthefuture.

Top Players

    • Mike Evans
    • 22.40
    • Philip Rivers
    • 20.68
    • Derek Carr
    • 18.30
    • Kansas City Chiefs Defense
    • 15.00

Smooth Moves by Cory's Nice Team

  • If this were a dream sequence, you'd hear a deep voice announce, "Cory's Nice Team, the Toyota Hall of Famer." But it's not.
  • We won't judge you if you want to bow to Mike Evans. He ranked 10th in the league in scoring with 22.40 points.
  • Cory's Nice Team is either a fortune teller or really knows their stuff. Matt Bryant, who was picked up by Cory's Nice Team, scored 9.00 points against a projected 6.17, topping his projection by 45.8%.
  • There are rumors that the military wants to model a new all-terrain vehicle based off of Jordan Howard. He had the 10th-highest score among RBs in the league this week with 12.70 points.
  • 5 of 9 players in the starting lineup for Cory's Nice Team topped their projected points.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Next week, be sure to ask Cory's Nice Team where official Toyota Hall of Fame articles are kept.
  • Left DeSean Jackson on the bench, where he scored 17.80 points and beat his projected point total by 117.9%, the 10th-highest percentage in the league this week.
  • Did not start LeSean McCoy, who led the matchup in scoring with 27.40 points.
  • Ukaepernickthefuture had 4 of their 9 starters score zero points.
  • Ukaepernickthefuture would have welcomed more points at WR, where Cory's Nice Team topped them 35.60 - 10.10.

What If

  • If Cory's Nice Team played Ukaepernickthefuture every week, they'd be 12-0 this year.
  • Besides Ukaepernickthefuture, Cory's Nice Team would have defeated six other teams this week.
  • Were they resting their players for this week? Cory's Nice Team would have defeated Ukaepernickthefuture 111.08 - 85.60 had they played each other last week.
  • Cory's Nice Team would be 7-3 if they played the same schedule as Ukaepernickthefuture.
  • If Cory's Nice Team had played every team in the league each week, they would be 81-27.
  • Ukaepernickthefuture would have been beaten by every other team in the league this week.
  • Ukaepernickthefuture would be 5-5 if they played the same schedule as Cory's Nice Team.
  • If they played every team every week, Ukaepernickthefuture would be 32-76.

Game Notes

  • Ukaepernickthefuture was last in the league in scoring for the fourth time this season.
  • The margin of victory was the fifth-largest in the league this season.
  • Cory's Nice Team is on the longest active win streak in the league, winning eight straight games.
  • The manager of Cory's Nice Team was probably the person who destroyed the curve on every test in school. They scored 96.78 points against a projected 88.74 and beat their scoring projection for the ninth time this season, including the last seven weeks in a row.
  • U. G. L. Y. You ain't got no alibi, this was ugly. Ukaepernickthefuture lost by the biggest margin of the week for the third time this season.
  • Cory's Nice Team had two starters score more points than the highest-scoring starter for Ukaepernickthefuture.
  • Ukaepernickthefuture is now 1-5 in blowout games, including losses in their last four such contests.
  • With the win, Cory's Nice Team remains undefeated in blowout games this season with a record of 3-0.
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