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Stud Muffins Beats Yeezy Taught Me

Week 3

  • Stud Muffins
  • 130 pts, 2-1
  • Weekly Grade
  • Yeezy Taught Me
  • 99 pts, 2-1
  • Weekly Grade

Stud Muffins (fourth place, 2-1, 354 points), like the heroes of every children's sports movie, defy expectations, believe in themselves, and kick Yeezy Taught Me (2-1, 341 points) out of the top spot in the league after beating them 130 to 99. They put up the highest point total in the league this week, which is the kind of achievement that might impress their parents but no one else. Even Pat Benatar would have been proud of how these two teams hit each other with their best shots. Both sides met their expectations, but Stud Muffins put up 20.9% more points than projected to earn the win. Yeezy Taught Me had two players rank highly this week. Drew Brees scored 31 points while LeGarrette Blount put up 25.

Top Players

    • Marvin Jones Jr.
    • 38
    • Drew Brees
    • 31
    • LeGarrette Blount
    • 25
    • Mike Evans
    • 22

Smooth Moves by Stud Muffins

  • Even if you cried trying to win, you still won. And the Toyota Hall of Fame is proud of Stud Muffins either way.
  • This one goes on the highlight reel at the end of the season. Marvin Jones Jr. scored 38 points, the highest of any player on Stud Muffins this season.
  • With 18 points against a projected 8.51, the Philadephia Eagles Defense had their highest output of the season and has now overachieved in every game this season.
  • Mike Evans scored 22 points, the sixth-highest WR score in the league this week.
  • With 20 points, Todd Gurley had his highest score of the season and beat his projected point total by a season-high 48.8%.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Don't worry, Yeezy Taught Me, the Toyota Hall of Fame says losing isn't contagious. But it is embarrassing. And you should be embarrassed.
  • Well, that's embarrassing. Left Matthew Stafford on the bench, where he ranked second in the league in scoring with 33 points.
  • Who needs offense when the defense is so dominant!? Yeezy Taught Me got outscored 18 - 8 by Stud Muffins at the DEF position.
  • Hate to point fingers for why a team loses, but RIGHT HERE. DeAngelo Williams had a season-low 4 points against a projected 14.78 and scored below his projection for the first time this season.
  • With a season-low 6 points versus a projected 8.32, Greg Olsen failed to meet his projection for the second time this season.

What If

  • If Stud Muffins played Yeezy Taught Me every week, they'd be 2-1 this year.
  • Stud Muffins would have been undefeated if they played every team in the league this week.
  • Had they played each other last week, Stud Muffins would have defeated Yeezy Taught Me 131 - 117.
  • Stud Muffins would be 1-1 if they played the same schedule as Yeezy Taught Me.
  • If Stud Muffins had played every team in the league each week, they would be 26-7.
  • Besides Stud Muffins, Yeezy Taught Me would have been defeated by six other teams this week.
  • Yeezy Taught Me would be 2-0 if they played the same schedule as Stud Muffins.
  • Yeezy Taught Me would be 21-11-1 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

  • Chris Boswell had a season-low 3 points against a projected 8.15 in the win and has now scored below his projection in every game this season.
  • Despite being on the winning team, Jordan Reed had a season-low 5 points against a projected 9.01 and has now underachieved in every game this season.
  • Did Yeezy Taught Me pay admission to see the greatest show on turf? Stud Muffins had a league-high for the week with 130 points, which is the third-highest score in the league this season.
  • Stud Muffins got a combined 61 points from their WRs, the highest combined scoring output from the WR position for any team this season.
  • Hey, I'm sure Stud Muffins appreciates the tough competition. In the loss, Yeezy Taught Me had the fifth-highest losing score in the league this season with 99 points.
  • Yeezy Taught Me has beaten their projection every week this season, scoring 99 points against a projected 94.44 this week.
  • The margin of victory of 31 points was the second-highest margin in the league this week.
  • Drew Brees did what he could in the loss for Yeezy Taught Me. He scored 31 points, the fifth-highest score in the league this week.
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Fantasy MasterpiecesWeek 3

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