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Barbells & Ponytails Blasts Steelers Still Suck, Goes to 2-0 Against Them

Week 14

  • Barbells & Ponytails
  • 155.77 pts, 6-8
  • Weekly Grade
  • Steelers Still Suck
  • 93.7 pts, 5-9
  • Weekly Grade

Where did you learn how to play fantasy football, Steelers Still Suck? At the toilet store? No, Brick, they're just that bad. This 155.77 to 93.70 drubbing was the second win in as many games for Barbells & Ponytails against Steelers Still Suck this season. The margin was significant, ranking fifth overall in the league this season. In fact, Barbells & Ponytails gets pumped for Steelers Still Suck, with an average margin of victory of 52.03 points when they play. This week, Carlos Hyde led the way, grabbing 25.15 points. That's a downgrade, however, from Philip Rivers, who led all players with 41.36 points the last time these teams met. Barbells & Ponytails is averaging 162.00 points against Steelers Still Suck and beat them 168.23 to 126.23 in Week 5.

Top Players

    • Carlos Hyde
    • 25.15
    • Tyreek Hill
    • 19.77
    • DeForest Buckner
    • 14.50
    • Philip Rivers
    • 14.44

Smooth Moves by Barbells & Ponytails

  • Reading this matchup recap is indicative of potential Toyota Hall of Famers. You're making Barbells & Ponytails look really good right now.
  • See what happens when you keep the laces out? Justin Tucker scored 12.00 points, the highest K score in the league this week.
  • Carlos Hyde seemed to take offense to this week's projected points. He ranked seventh in the league in scoring and beat his scoring projection by 164.5%, the fifth-highest percentage in the league.
  • What do Apache helicopters, F-117 Nighthawks and Tyreek Hill have in common? They are all dangerous aerial weapons. He ranked fifth in the league in scoring among WRs this week with 19.77 points.
  • Do you put a LB or DB on him? You might have to put both on him if this continues. Martellus Bennett scored 12.80 points to rank fourth among TEs in the league this week.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Some teams are destined to beat teams like Steelers Still Suck and move on to Toyota Hall of Fame greatness. Ironically, you are included in that destiny, because you played yourself.
  • Did not start Andy Dalton, who led the team in scoring with 20.33 points.
  • Steelers Still Suck had 11 starters fail to reach their projections.
  • The 7.00 points scored by Malcolm Smith fell short of his 10.29-point projection, the third straight game where that has happened.
  • The RBs on Steelers Still Suck let them down, getting outgunned by the RBs on Barbells & Ponytails 37.28 - 15.88.

What If

  • If Barbells & Ponytails played Steelers Still Suck every week, they'd be 8-6 this season.
  • Barbells & Ponytails would've been undefeated if they played every team in the league this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Steelers Still Suck, Barbells & Ponytails would be 4-8.
  • Barbells & Ponytails would be 58-68 if they played every team every week.
  • Steelers Still Suck would have lost to seven other teams besides Barbells & Ponytails this week.
  • Timing really is everything. Barbells & Ponytails would have lost to Steelers Still Suck 123.94 - 107.16 had they played each other last week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Barbells & Ponytails, Steelers Still Suck would be 6-6.
  • If they played every team every week, Steelers Still Suck would be 52-74.

Game Notes

  • Luck has not been with Steelers Still Suck, as six of their nine losses have come when their opponent scores higher than their season average.
  • Four of the starters for Barbells & Ponytails scored higher than the leading scorer for Steelers Still Suck.
  • The 62.07-point margin of victory was the largest in the league this week and fifth-biggest in the league this season.
  • Barbells & Ponytails led the league in scoring for the first time this season with 155.77 points.
  • This was the second time this season that Steelers Still Suck lost by the week's biggest margin.
  • Steelers Still Suck had their lowest output of the season with 93.70 points.
  • The win by Barbells & Ponytails snapped a three-game losing streak.
  • Not going to name names, but some people here aren't pulling their weight. Forget it, Vernon Hargreaves III needs to step it up! He scored 7.00 points against a projected 8.89 in the win, and has now scored below his projection in five straight games.
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Fantasy MasterpiecesWeek 14

Qadry Ismail Bal - WR 1999 vs. Pittsburgh 6 catches, 258 yards, 3 touchdowns A player has recorded at least 250 receiving yards and a hat trick of TD catches in a game just six times in NFL history and, in Week 14 of ’99 against the Steelers, Ismail became one of the players to accomplish that feat.

In the other 136 regular season games played in Ismail’s career, he’d score more than one touchdown in a game just one more time, and he only recorded seven other games of 100-plus receiving yards.
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