Wolverine Balls 15 (ID# 334254)

Phirr Ree Dynasty Devastates The 38th Parallel, Rises to Third Place

Week 7

  • Phirr Ree Dynasty
  • 137.24 pts, 4-3
  • Weekly Grade
  • The 38th Parallel
  • 75.14 pts, 4-3
  • Weekly Grade

Phirr Ree Dynasty mercilessly danced on the burned-out remains of The 38th Parallel 137.24 to 75.14, sniffing the record books in the process with the third-highest point total this season. These two teams are tied for third place with 4-3 records, but if you want to talk points, then Phirr Ree Dynasty has a clear lead, 773.92 to 659.54. This is the kind of victory the grandchildren will hear about. The 62.10-point margin of victory was the highest recorded in the league this season.

Top Players

    • Melvin Gordon
    • 30.10
    • A.J. Green
    • 23.90
    • Kirk Cousins
    • 21.94
    • Spencer Ware
    • 19.10

Smooth Moves by Phirr Ree Dynasty

  • If this were a dream sequence, you'd hear a deep voice announce, "Phirr Ree Dynasty, the Toyota Hall of Famer." But it's not.
  • Melvin Gordon didn't have the best score of the week, but there ain't no shame in his game. He had 30.10 points, the second-highest RB score of the week and the seventh-highest RB score in the league this season.
  • Expect to see some trade offers for A.J. Green. He ranked ninth in the league in scoring with 23.90 points.
  • Benched RB Jalen Richard, who scored fewer points than any RB in the starting lineup with 0.10.
  • The 19.10 points scored by Spencer Ware was the seventh-highest score of any RB in the league this week.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • It's okay to regret not taking a sick day to study the Toyota Hall of Fame's articles. But it's not okay to do it again.
  • The 38th Parallel would have welcomed more points at WR, where Phirr Ree Dynasty topped them 42.30 - 17.60.
  • The 2.20 points scored by DeAndre Washington was a season-low. He had a projected 4.77-point total, and has now underachieved in four straight games.
  • Of the 9 starters on The 38th Parallel, 6 underperformed versus their projections.
  • The 2.20 points scored by Jordan Howard was just 22.0% of his 10.02-point projection.

What If

  • Phirr Ree Dynasty would be 5-2 if they played The 38th Parallel every week.
  • Phirr Ree Dynasty would have beaten every other team in the league this week.
  • Had they played each other last week, Phirr Ree Dynasty would have defeated The 38th Parallel 97.22 - 83.96.
  • Phirr Ree Dynasty would be 4-2 if they played the same schedule as The 38th Parallel.
  • If Phirr Ree Dynasty had played every team in the league each week, they would be 42-21.
  • The 38th Parallel would have lost to seven other teams besides Phirr Ree Dynasty this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Phirr Ree Dynasty, The 38th Parallel would be 2-4.
  • If they played every team every week, The 38th Parallel would be 29-34.

Game Notes

  • Maybe the league is colluding against them. All three of the losses for The 38th Parallel this season have come when their opponent scores higher than their season average.
  • The margin of victory of 62.10 points set the record as the biggest in the league this season.
  • Did The 38th Parallel pay admission to see the greatest show on turf? Phirr Ree Dynasty had a league-high for the week with 137.24 points, which is the third-highest score in the league this season.
  • U. G. L. Y. You ain't got no alibi, this was ugly. The 38th Parallel lost by the biggest margin of the week for the second time this season.
  • The 38th Parallel got a combined 17.60 points from their WRs, their lowest combined scoring output from the WR position this season.
  • This must be how Jay Leno feels with a garage full of high-performance cars. Phirr Ree Dynasty got a combined 62.40 points from their RBs, their highest combined scoring output from the RB position this season.
  • Phirr Ree Dynasty beat The 38th Parallel at the top, with two of their starters outscoring the leading point-getter for The 38th Parallel.
  • The 38th Parallel lost in a blowout. They are now 1-2 in blowout matchups this year.
Phirr Ree Dynasty
The 38th Parallel
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