Wolverine Balls 15 (ID# 334254)

Just Winstermach Gets Upset Against Girly Gurles, Moves Up to Eighth Place

Week 5

  • Just Winstermach
  • 111.66 pts, 2-3
  • Weekly Grade
  • Girly Gurles
  • 102.14 pts, 2-3
  • Weekly Grade

Underdog? More like obvious favorite. Just Winstermach overcame an 11.01-point projected spread, defeating Girly Gurles 111.66 to 102.14 for the upset. They got a team-leading 24.10 points from T.Y. Hilton and 20.10 from Larry Fitzgerald. Girly Gurles has had a string of bad luck lately after losing their third in a row. With 31.64 points (the highest score in the league this week ), Tom Brady put on a true laser show in this one. Just Winstermach (2-3, 464.82 points) inches up to eighth place while Girly Gurles (2-3, 471.98 points) stays in seventh place.

Top Players

    • Tom Brady
    • 31.64
    • T.Y. Hilton
    • 24.10
    • Larry Fitzgerald
    • 20.10
    • Brandon Marshall
    • 18.40

Smooth Moves by Just Winstermach

  • A higher score than your opponent is a guaranteed way to win each week. Thank the Toyota Hall of Fame for that valuable insight.
  • With 24.10 points, T.Y. Hilton ranked ninth in the league in scoring this week and had the fifth-highest score of any player on Just Winstermach this season.
  • Sat DeSean Jackson, who scored fewer points than any WR in the starting lineup with 3.50.
  • Look, there in the sky. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's just Larry Fitzgerald posterizing opponents. He had the fourth-highest score of any WR in the league this week with 20.10 points.
  • Do you put a LB or DB on him? You might have to put both on him if this continues. Delanie Walker scored 12.60 points to rank fourth among TEs in the league this week.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Don't worry, Girly Gurles, the Toyota Hall of Fame says losing isn't contagious. But it is embarrassing. And you should be embarrassed.
  • Robert Woods, who Girly Gurles picked up this week, scored below his 6.70-point projection with 2.60 points.
  • A heated blanket would be a great gift for C.J. Anderson during this cold streak. He scored below his projection in three straight games after scoring 6.20 points against a projected 13.28 this week.
  • Kyle Rudolph was last in the matchup in scoring and achieved only 28.5% of his projected point total, his lowest percentage of the season.
  • Girly Gurles could have used more points from the TE position, where Just Winstermach beat them 12.60 - 1.50.

What If

  • If Just Winstermach played Girly Gurles every week, they would be 3-2 this season.
  • Besides Girly Gurles, Just Winstermach would have defeated six other teams this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Girly Gurles, Just Winstermach would be 2-2.
  • If Just Winstermach had played every team in the league each week, they would be 22-23.
  • Girly Gurles would have lost to three other teams besides Just Winstermach this week.
  • And they say procrastination doesn't pay off! Had they played each other last week, Just Winstermach would have lost to Girly Gurles 91.02 - 67.66.
  • Girly Gurles would be 2-2 if they played the same schedule as Just Winstermach.
  • Girly Gurles would be 20-25 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

  • With the loss, Girly Gurles has the longest losing streak in the league, stretching back three straight games.
  • In the loss, Tom Brady led the league in scoring and had the eighth-most points in the league this season with 31.64.
  • Hey, I'm sure Just Winstermach appreciates the tough competition. In the loss, Girly Gurles had the sixth-highest losing score in the league this season with 102.14 points.
  • Girly Gurles scored 102.14 points against a projected 104.50 and underachieved for the fourth time this season, including the last three weeks in a row.
  • Just Winstermach got a combined 66.20 points from their WRs, the highest combined scoring output from the WR position for any team this season.
  • The margin of victory of 9.52 points was the biggest of the season for Just Winstermach.
  • The 41.20 points by the WRs on Girly Gurles was the season-high for combined points from the position.
  • Matt Forte did little to help Just Winstermach, underperforming versus projections for the third straight game with 6.00 points against a projected 11.10.
Just Winstermach
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