Kelvin Benjamin and Ben Roethlisberger are going to have sore backs tomorrow after carrying The 38th Parallel to a victory over Melons 99.36 to 91.68. They scored 23.80 and 19.76 points, respectively. The 38th Parallel hit their projections and put up 9.5% more than their projected 90.75 points, while Melons just fell short of hitting their projections and got 91.5% of a projected 100.18. Free fallin' like Tom Petty, Melons suffered a significant drop in scoring from last week's 132.70 to 127.02 win against Turn Down 4 Watkins. The 38th Parallel (2-0, 202.16 points) moves into first place while Melons (1-1, 224.38 points) goes to third place.