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joePatrick Bateman Beats The Danimals to Capture Sixth Place

Week 9

  • joePatrick Bateman
  • 126.8 pts, 4-5
  • Weekly Grade
  • The Danimals
  • 93.01 pts, 3-6
  • Weekly Grade

joePatrick Bateman has to like where their team is at after they amassed the second-highest point total this week to beat The Danimals 126.80 to 93.01. The manager of The Danimals should definitely keep their day job. They only scored 84.6% of their projected points, and has now failed to meet projections for three weeks running. Cam Newton led The Danimals with 19.60 points while the Miami Dolphins Defense brought in 13.00. joePatrick Bateman (4-5, 913.09 points) climbs into sixth place and The Danimals (3-6, 919.08 points) drops to ninth place.

Top Players

    • Dak Prescott
    • 29.13
    • Mike Evans
    • 27.50
    • Cam Newton
    • 19.60
    • DeMarco Murray
    • 16.53

Smooth Moves by joePatrick Bateman

  • joePatrick Bateman scored massive brownie points with the Toyota Hall of Fame this week. Too bad brownie points don't count as real points. Not that you need help.
  • Even NASA would be proud of this aerial performance. Mike Evans had 27.50 points, the highest WR score of the week and the fourth-highest WR score in the league this season.
  • The Baltimore Ravens Defense, which was picked up by joePatrick Bateman, scored 12.00 points against a projected 7.36, topping their projection by 63.0%.
  • Miss Cleo, is that you? The 10.57 points scored by Austin Hooper, who joePatrick Bateman picked up this week, beat his projected point total of 5.99 by 76.5%.
  • There are rumors that the military wants to model a new all-terrain vehicle based off of DeMarco Murray. He had the eighth-highest score among RBs in the league this week with 16.53 points.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Somehow, all of your players had two bye weeks this week. The Toyota Hall of Fame calls that a bye bye week. Yes, it's a bad joke, but it's still better than your score.
  • Had the foresight to snatch up Eli Manning, who scored 29.38 points to rank 10th in the league in scoring, but unfortunately left him on the bench.
  • Jarvis Landry has now failed to reach his projection for five straight games. This week he scored 4.06 points versus a projected 12.28.
  • A heated blanket would be a great gift for Todd Gurley during this cold streak. He scored below his projection in five straight games after scoring 8.53 points against a projected 10.85 this week.
  • The TE position was a letdown for The Danimals, where they were outscored 10.57 - 3.03 by joePatrick Bateman.

What If

  • If joePatrick Bateman played The Danimals every week, they'd be 6-3 this year.
  • joePatrick Bateman would have beaten nine other teams besides The Danimals this week.
  • Were they resting their players for this week? joePatrick Bateman would have defeated The Danimals 94.40 - 90.75 had they played each other last week.
  • joePatrick Bateman would be 3-5 if they played the same schedule as The Danimals.
  • If joePatrick Bateman had played every team in the league each week, they would be 47-52.
  • Besides joePatrick Bateman, The Danimals would have been defeated by seven other teams this week.
  • The Danimals would be 3-5 if they played the same schedule as joePatrick Bateman.
  • The Danimals would be 41-58 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

  • Looks like teams bring their A game when they see them on the schedule. Of the losses The Danimals has had, three were against opponents who topped their season scoring average that week.
  • The Danimals underachieved for the seventh time this season, including the last three weeks in a row, scoring 93.01 points against a projected 109.94 this week.
  • joePatrick Bateman beat The Danimals at the top, with two of their starters outscoring the leading point-getter for The Danimals.
  • Just because Robert Horry has seven NBA championship rings, doesn't mean he's one of the greats. Despite being on the winning team, Kelvin Benjamin scored 7.57 points against a projected 9.54 and has now underachieved in six straight games.
  • The Danimals scored 93.01 points, ranking them ninth in the league in scoring.
  • joePatrick Bateman overachieved in the win, improving to 3-0 when beating their projected points this season, while The Danimals falls to 1-6 when scoring below their projected points.
  • joePatrick Bateman had the second-highest score in the league this week with 126.80 points.
  • The second-greatest total score by WRs on a single team this week came from joePatrick Bateman. Their WRs combined to score 35.07 points.
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