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TDs & Beer Pounds joePatrick Bateman, Moves Up to Second Place

Week 5

  • TDs & Beer
  • 146.54 pts, 4-1
  • Weekly Grade
  • joePatrick Bateman
  • 102.05 pts, 2-3
  • Weekly Grade

TDs & Beer put on a show in this matchup, registering the highest point total this season to stomp joePatrick Bateman 146.54 to 102.05. Is this fantasy football or mixed martial arts? Because this 44.49-point margin of victory was nothing short of a beatdown and was the second-highest recorded in the league this season. joePatrick Bateman was led by the tag team of Philip Rivers, with 33.61 points, and DeMarco Murray, who scored 15.67. TDs & Beer (4-1, 607.39 points) climbs into second place while joePatrick Bateman (2-3, 479.69 points) stays in eighth place.

Top Players

    • Tom Brady
    • 36.64
    • Philip Rivers
    • 33.61
    • Ezekiel Elliott
    • 29.37
    • Larry Fitzgerald
    • 20.40

Smooth Moves by TDs & Beer

  • Outscoring your opponent is a sure-fire way to win each week. You can thank the Toyota Hall of Fame for that valuable insight.
  • Tom Brady had 36.64 points, the second-highest QB score of the week and the seventh-highest QB score in the league this season.
  • Ezekiel Elliott didn't have the best score of the week, but there ain't no shame in his game. He had 29.37 points, the second-highest RB score of the week and the fourth-highest RB score in the league this season.
  • Took Joe Flacco out of the starting lineup, who scored 20.50 points on the bench, fewer than the starting QB.
  • Look, there in the sky. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's just Larry Fitzgerald posterizing opponents. He had the second-highest score of any WR in the league this week with 20.40 points.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Funny, the Hall provides articles you could have studied. But instead you watched joePatrick Bateman cry trying.
  • This is how people lose everything in casinos. joePatrick Bateman thought their luck would change and went back to the well with Kelvin Benjamin. However, he scored 7.17 points against a projected 9.66 and has now underachieved in three straight games.
  • The best offense is a good defense. joePatrick Bateman got beat 15.00 - 2.00 by TDs & Beer at the DEF position.
  • It was a season-low scoring total for the Carolina Panthers Defense, which had 2.00 points. They had a projected total of 9.62 points and this week was the third straight game of underperformance versus their projection.
  • Graham Gano had a season-low 2.00 points against a projected 8.61 and has now underachieved in three straight games.

What If

  • TDs & Beer would be 3-2 if they played joePatrick Bateman every week.
  • TDs & Beer would have beaten every other team in the league this week.
  • TDs & Beer would be 4-0 if they played the same schedule as joePatrick Bateman.
  • TDs & Beer would be 38-17 if they played every team every week.
  • Besides TDs & Beer, joePatrick Bateman would have been defeated by four other teams this week.
  • Timing really is everything. TDs & Beer would have lost to joePatrick Bateman 90.70 - 89.46 had they played each other last week.
  • If they played the same schedule as TDs & Beer, joePatrick Bateman would be 1-3.
  • If they played every team every week, joePatrick Bateman would be 22-33.

Game Notes

  • TDs & Beer has won three times this year when their opponent scored higher than their season average.
  • With 146.54 points, TDs & Beer had the highest score of any team in the league this season.
  • The margin of victory of 44.49 points was the largest in the league this week and second-biggest in the league this season.
  • Hey, I'm sure TDs & Beer appreciates the tough competition. In the loss, joePatrick Bateman had the ninth-highest losing score in the league this season with 102.05 points.
  • The tragedy of being an underachiever is that joePatrick Bateman knows what they should be, but reality keeps telling them that they're wrong. They scored 102.05 points against a projected 105.98 and underachieved for the fourth time this season, including the last three weeks in a row.
  • TDs & Beer was able to win with little help from Dan Bailey, who had a season-low 4.00 points and is on a three-week underperforming streak.
  • Speed, strength, agility, vision, and intelligence. It was all on display this week when the RBs on TDs & Beer collectively had their best week of the season with 51.97 points.
  • joePatrick Bateman falls to 1-1 in blowout games this season.
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