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Consolation: Fourth and Stoned Brings Down Hyde Hillarys Emails

Week 16

  • Fourth and Stoned
  • 128 pts, 6-7
  • Weekly Grade
  • Hyde Hillarys Emails
  • 97 pts, 2-11
  • Weekly Grade

Sammy Watkins registered 24 points and Tevin Coleman scored 20 as Fourth and Stoned beat Hyde Hillarys Emails, 128 to 97. Fourth and Stoned makes it three in a row against Hyde Hillarys Emails, following up a 135 to 99 win in Week 12. To make matters worse, Hyde Hillarys Emails got zero points from Jamison Crowder.

Top Players

    • Tom Brady
    • 26
    • Sammy Watkins
    • 24
    • Mark Ingram
    • 23
    • Charles Clay
    • 20

Smooth Moves by Fourth and Stoned

  • Fourth and Stoned scored massive brownie points with the Toyota Hall of Fame this week. Too bad brownie points don't count as real points. Not that you need help.
  • Charles Clay scored 20 points, the best TE score of the week and the ninth-highest TE score in the league this season.
  • What do Apache helicopters, F-117 Nighthawks and Sammy Watkins have in common? They are all dangerous aerial weapons. He ranked fifth in the league in scoring among WRs this week with 24 points.
  • There are rumors that the military wants to model a new all-terrain vehicle based off of Tevin Coleman. He had the fifth-highest score among RBs in the league this week with 20 points.
  • Look, there in the sky. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's just Antonio Brown posterizing opponents. He had the ninth-highest score of any WR in the league this week with 15 points.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Funny, the Hall provides articles you could have studied. But instead you watched Hyde Hillarys Emails cry trying.
  • This is how people lose everything in casinos. Hyde Hillarys Emails thought their luck would change and went back to the well with Lance Kendricks. However, he scored 3 points against a projected 4.57 and has now underachieved in four straight games.
  • Hyde Hillarys Emails would have welcomed more points at WR, where Fourth and Stoned topped them 48 - 21.
  • The TE position was a letdown for Hyde Hillarys Emails, where they were outscored 20 - 3 by Fourth and Stoned.
  • Hyde Hillarys Emails had only 4 of their 9 starters underperform versus their projections, but they still lost.

What If

  • If Fourth and Stoned played Hyde Hillarys Emails every week, they'd be 11-3-1 this year.
  • Fourth and Stoned would have beaten six other teams besides Hyde Hillarys Emails this week.
  • Were they resting their players for this week? Fourth and Stoned would have defeated Hyde Hillarys Emails 101 - 77 had they played each other last week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Hyde Hillarys Emails, Fourth and Stoned would be 7-5.
  • If Fourth and Stoned had played every team in the league each week, they would be 106-53-2.
  • Hyde Hillarys Emails would have lost to just three other teams besides Fourth and Stoned this week.
  • Hyde Hillarys Emails would be 2-10 if they played the same schedule as Fourth and Stoned.
  • If they played every team every week, Hyde Hillarys Emails would be 58-108-2.

Game Notes

  • Fourth and Stoned has won four times this year when their opponent scored higher than their season average.
  • Looks like teams bring their A game when they see them on the schedule. Of the losses Hyde Hillarys Emails has had, nine were against opponents who topped their season scoring average that week.
  • Fourth and Stoned had the week's widest margin of victory (31 points) for the fourth time this season.
  • Fourth and Stoned led the league in scoring for the fourth time this season with 128 points.
  • This was the fourth time this season that Hyde Hillarys Emails lost by the week's biggest margin.
  • Fourth and Stoned overachieved in the win, improving to 7-2 when beating their projected points this season, while Hyde Hillarys Emails falls to 2-6 when scoring above their projected points.
  • Mark Ingram was a bright spot for Hyde Hillarys Emails in the loss with 23 points, the third-highest RB score in the league this week.
  • Birds of a feather really do flock together. Fourth and Stoned got 48 points from their WRs, the second-highest combined scoring output from the WR position for any team this week.
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