We heard scoring helps you win. Unhappy Alliance Losers are doing a better job of that, averaging 102.35 versus FUCK the Democrats.'s 87.5.
"Winning isn't everything" was probably said by someone who lost. Unhappy Alliance Losers (8-4) have a better record than FUCK the Democrats. (4-8).
Even the computers think Unhappy Alliance Losers have a better lineup. They have a higher projected points average (99.34) than FUCK the Democrats. (91.75).
You can't win if you leave points on the bench. Unhappy Alliance Losers has left fewer points on the bench this season (362.32) than FUCK the Democrats. (476.98).
Once Unhappy Alliance Losers put their foot on the gas, they don't let up. They've got more blowout wins this season than FUCK the Democrats. (4 vs 0).
Unhappy Alliance Losers should change their team name to "The Overachievers" since they have beat their projection in more weeks than FUCK the Democrats. (6 vs 5).
By position, Unhappy Alliance Losers have outscored FUCK the Democrats. at QB, WR, TE, K, and DEF this season.
Unhappy Alliance Losers don’t just win, they win BIG, with an average margin of victory of 7 points, third-highest in the league.
There's not much good to say about FUCK the Democrats. this week. Maybe they'll get their act together, and we'll see something different next week!