Everybody can't be a winner, especially if you're Dad. They've lost six in a row.
"Winning isn't everything" was probably said by someone who lost. FuhQ! (6-4) have a better record than Dad (4-6).
You won't win many matchups if you leave points on the bench. FuhQ! has left fewer points on the bench this season (391.82) than Dad (541.48).
FuhQ! don't let their opponents come within striking distance. They've got more blowout wins this season than Dad (4 vs 2).
FuhQ! play up to their potential, with fewer upset losses (0) than Dad (1).
FuhQ! are clutch masters, with more close wins than Dad (1 vs 0).
By position, FuhQ! have outscored Dad at RB and DEF this season.
FuhQ! don’t just win, they win BIG, with an average margin of victory of 16 points, highest in the league.
Hey Dad, want to see stats that favor your team? Well, try winning for a change, and see what the numbers have to say next week!