Disgruntled Employees (ID# 102863)

Deflate this! Beats I stil Hate Jason!!! to Avenge Prior Loss

Week 13

  • Deflate this!
  • 101.64 pts, 5-8
  • Weekly Grade
  • I stil Hate Jason!!!
  • 88.21 pts, 6-7
  • Weekly Grade

U - G - L - Y. I stil Hate Jason!!! has no alibi, as they had scoring issues this week and lost to Deflate this! 101.64 to 88.21. A win is a win, but this one tastes just a bit sweeter for Deflate this! who gets revenge for an 88.12 to 79.30 upset loss to I stil Hate Jason!!! in Week 6. I stil Hate Jason!!! was led by the tag team of the Denver Broncos Defense, with 17.00 points, and Dak Prescott, who scored 13.26. Deflate this! (5-8, 1,518.45 points) remains mired in seventh place while I stil Hate Jason!!! (6-7, 1,322.88 points) stays in fifth place.

Top Players

    • Matthew Stafford
    • 27.84
    • Denver Broncos Defense
    • 17.00
    • Dak Prescott
    • 13.26
    • Amari Cooper
    • 11.90

Smooth Moves by Deflate this!

  • Deflate this! scored massive brownie points with the Toyota Hall of Fame this week. Too bad brownie points don't count as real points. Not that you need help.
  • Expect to see some trade offers for Matthew Stafford. He ranked fourth in the league in scoring with 27.84 points.
  • Took Derek Carr out of the starting lineup, who scored 24.80 points on the bench, fewer than the starting QB.
  • What do Apache helicopters, F-117 Nighthawks and Amari Cooper have in common? They are all dangerous aerial weapons. He ranked seventh in the league in scoring among WRs this week with 11.90 points.
  • Antonio Brown scored 11.40 points, the ninth-highest WR score in the league this week.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Next week, be sure to ask Deflate this! where official Toyota Hall of Fame articles are kept.
  • Martellus Bennett has now underachieved in three straight games after scoring a matchup-low 0.40 points against a projected 6.05.
  • Left Philip Rivers on the bench, where he led the team in scoring with 18.80 points.
  • The 3.10 points scored by Allen Robinson fell short of his 8.75-point projection, the third straight game where that has happened.
  • This is how people lose everything in casinos. I stil Hate Jason!!! thought their luck would change and went back to the well with Dan Bailey. However, he scored 5.00 points against a projected 9.78 and has now underachieved in three straight games.

What If

  • If Deflate this! played I stil Hate Jason!!! every week, they'd be 9-4 this year.
  • Deflate this! would have beaten only one other team besides I stil Hate Jason!!! this week.
  • Had they played each other last week, Deflate this! would have defeated I stil Hate Jason!!! 135.05 - 82.50.
  • Deflate this! would be 6-5 if they played the same schedule as I stil Hate Jason!!!.
  • Deflate this! would be 48-43 if they played every team every week.
  • I stil Hate Jason!!! would have been beaten by every other team in the league this week.
  • I stil Hate Jason!!! would be 3-8 if they played the same schedule as Deflate this!.
  • I stil Hate Jason!!! would be 26-65 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

  • Deflate this! had the week's widest margin of victory (13.43 points) for the second time this season.
  • I stil Hate Jason!!! underachieved for the ninth time this season, including the last four weeks in a row, scoring 88.21 points against a projected 108.07 this week.
  • I stil Hate Jason!!! has the longest current losing streak in the league, having lost three straight games.
  • Deflate this! put up their smallest winning point total of the year.
  • I stil Hate Jason!!! lost by the biggest margin of the week for the third time this season.
  • I stil Hate Jason!!! was last in the league in scoring for the fourth time this season.
  • Deflate this! got smallest total score from their RB position of any team this week with 16.20 points.
  • I stil Hate Jason!!! got 18.20 points from their WRs, the lowest combined scoring output from the WR position for any team this week.
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