Fuck Russell Wilson was handed a solid draft position, and they coughed it up. Even though they had the No. 3 overall pick, they're projected to finish 8th in Cut The Mozzarella. While Davante Adams and DeAndre Hopkins are expected to combine for the 3rd-highest point total of all starting WR groups in the league, Fuck Russell Wilson are looking at a final record of 4-11 (1,970 points).
- Will Fuller V
Fuck Russell Wilson netted a nice late-round bargain with the selection of Fuller V at No. 143, about four rounds later than his ADP of 115. After a season in which he had 53 receptions for 879 yards and 8 TDs in 11 games, totaling 162 fantasy points, Fuller V is projected to score 165 fantasy points with the Dolphins. That makes him the No. 5 WR for this squad.
- Robert Tonyan
Everyone, it seems, thinks they're the next fantasy expert nowadays, so there's no telling what inspired you to select Tonyan at No. 58, about three rounds earlier than his ADP of 95. Projected to score 141 fantasy points this season with the Packers, he will need to outperform expectations to take a step forward from last year when he caught 52 balls for 586 yards and 11 TDs, posting 151 fantasy points. Tonyan will slot in as the No. 1 TE for Fuck Russell Wilson, based on projected points.
Fuck Russell Wilson prompted a run on the kicker position, taking Justin Tucker with the 3rd pick of the 9th round as the first K off the draft board. In the next round, three more kickers went off the board.
Fuck Russell Wilson face a tough task in Week 13 when they have four players on a bye (Davante Adams, Robby Anderson, Robert Tonyan, and Anthony Firkser). Perhaps leveling the playing field, your Week 13 opponent -- The Degenerate Beauties -- will also be tackling their worst bye week with five players on the sideline.
With a strength of schedule that rates as the 3rd-most difficult based on projected records, Fuck Russell Wilson have one of the hardest schedules in Cut The Mozzarella this season. But that doesn't mean you have to lose. Strength of schedule reveals nothing about how involved you are. There are a number of ways to keep improving during the season for those who stay active.
Fuck Russell Wilson seem to prioritize age before beauty, putting together a lineup with an average of 5.2 years of NFL experience, ranking as the 3rd-oldest group in the league. Driving that point home, they didn't select any of the 11 rookies drafted.
Bye Week Points LostPoints
Each bar represents the total projected season points for each player that's on bye that week. This chart shows any potential bye week issues.
Pick Number Minus ADPPick Number
Bars above zero indicate a pick was selected later than a player's ADP. Bars below zero show players that were taken earlier than their ADP.
Avg Points by Position vs LeagueTeam League
The average projected points for all the players at each position versus the average projected points for all players at that position in the league.
Schedule by Opponent PointsWeek
Week-by-week schedule with each opponent's projected season points. This chart shows any difficult or easy stretches in the schedule.
How We Grade
Draft grades are based strictly on teams' draft performances. This is calculated by counting the number of fantasy points teams are projected to score over the course of the season using their optimal line-ups. The grades do not take schedule into account. Because of bye weeks and other variables it is possible to earn a high grade yet be projected to finish in the middle of the pack. The opposite is also true. Bottom line: Fantasy Football is like the real game. You can draft the greatest talent in the world but you still need to manage your team every week to get the most out of that talent. As a wise man once said, "On any given Sunday..."