Arlan's Army dominates Xalt's Zappers in a hilarious mismatch!

In a matchup that was over before it even began, Arlan's Army absolutely crushed Xalt's Zappers with a score of 146.26 to 115.28. It's safe to say that Arlan's Army's A+ grade was well deserved, while Xalt's Zappers's D+ grade just couldn't measure up. This win was so decisive, it's a wonder why Xalt's Zappers even bothered to show up!

Arlan's Army's best player, CeeDee Lamb, must have had a personal vendetta against the projections, as they demolished their 15.34 point projection and scored a whopping 47.62 points. On the other hand, Arlan's Army's worst player, Tony Pollard, seemed to have forgotten they were playing fantasy football, falling short of their 10.48 point projection with a meager 3.87 points. As for Xalt's Zappers, their best player, Dak Prescott, decided to show off and exceed their 26.31 point projection with 31.49 points. Unfortunately, their worst player, A.J. Brown, seemed to have lost their mojo, falling short of their 13.55 point projection with a disappointing 5.93 points.

Arlan's Army's dominant performance this week only solidifies their position in the standings. With a record of 9-5-0, they are sitting comfortably at 5th place. Meanwhile, Xalt's Zappers's lackluster performance leaves them in 6th place with an 11-3-0 record. It's safe to say that Xalt's Zappers's hopes of climbing the ranks have been shattered, while Arlan's Army can bask in the glory of their victory.

With the season now completed, both Arlan's Army and Xalt's Zappers can hang up their fantasy football hats until next year. While Xalt's Zappers may be disappointed with their performance, they should take this as a learning experience and come back stronger next season. As for Arlan's Army, they should revel in their triumph and use this momentum to carry them into the next season. Congratulations to both teams on making it this far!