Herbert The Pervert Takes the Win in Lackluster Showdown

In a battle of mediocrity, Herbert The Pervert managed to scrape together a victory over TRILL's Terrific Team with a score of 72.30 to 55.04. The win came on Sunday night, just in time for Herbert The Pervert to avoid complete embarrassment. Both teams' grades were nothing to write home about, with Herbert The Pervert earning a lackluster B- and TRILL's Terrific Team falling below average with a D+.

Herbert The Pervert's best player of the week was Joe Mixon, who surpassed his projected points by a whopping 7.08. Meanwhile, the worst player for Herbert The Pervert was Tua Tagovailoa, who failed to live up to expectations by a disappointing 10.62 points. As for TRILL's Terrific Team, their shining star was Miles Sanders, who managed to beat his projection by a measly 2.18 points. On the flip side, Justin Herbert was a major disappointment for TRILL's Terrific Team, falling short of his projection by a whopping 15.11 points.

With this win, Herbert The Pervert improves their record to 3-10-1, solidifying their spot at the bottom of the standings in 10th place. As for TRILL's Terrific Team, they drop to a disappointing 5-9-0, barely clinging to the 9th spot. Both teams have a lot of work to do if they want to salvage any dignity from this season. Maybe they should consider changing their team names to 'The Underachievers' and 'The Disappointments'?

Looking ahead to next week, Herbert The Pervert will be facing off against Lakbay Diwa. With their current performance, Herbert The Pervert should consider themselves lucky if they can even put up a fight. As for TRILL's Terrific Team, they will be going up against Vanguard Spartans. Maybe this will be the week where TRILL's Terrific Team finally surprises everyone and lives up to their potential. Or maybe not.