The Flying Wedgies Takes Victory over Last Place Heros in Mediocre Showdown

In a battle of underachievers, The Flying Wedgies emerged victorious over Last Place Heros with a score of 101.86 to 92.06. The win came early on Sunday, leaving Last Place Heros to wallow in their D+ grade while The Flying Wedgies basked in the glory of their B+. It's safe to say that both teams have a lot of room for improvement.

Last Place Heros's best player, George Kittle, exceeded expectations by scoring 20.60 points, surpassing their projected 10.66 points. Unfortunately for Last Place Heros, their worst player, Will Levis, fell short of their lofty 35.36 point projection, only managing to score 24.96 points. It seems like Last Place Heros's players were playing a game of 'let's see how close we can get to our projections without actually reaching them.'

With this win, The Flying Wedgies improves their record to 4-6-0 and moves up to 15th place in the standings. Last Place Heros, on the other hand, remains at the bottom of the league with a dismal 2-8-0 record. It's going to take more than a miracle to turn their season around. Maybe they should consider changing their team name to 'Team_0 Wins' because that seems more accurate.

Looking ahead to next week, The Flying Wedgies will face off against Injury Prone. Can they keep up their winning streak and climb even higher in the standings? As for Last Place Heros, they have a date with Tank. Perhaps a change in opponents will bring them better luck. They should probably spend some time studying their players' projections and actually make some strategic moves this time.