No Phly Zone Dominates It's Russell Wilson's Team, Leaving Them in the Dust

In a Week 5 matchup that was over before Sunday night, No Phly Zone showed no mercy as they trounced It's Russell Wilson's Team with a score of 169.50 to 135.30. It's safe to say that It's Russell Wilson's Team's D+ grade didn't do them any favors. Looks like No Phly Zone came to play!

While It's Russell Wilson's Team had a few bright spots, like DJ Moore who exceeded expectations with a whopping 58.00 points, their worst player, Joshua Dobbs, couldn't even come close to their projected 25.46 points, managing only 12.90. On the other hand, No Phly Zone had their own stars and disappointments. Dallas Goedert shone bright with 28.70 points, beating their projection by 9.96 points. However, James Conner failed to live up to their projected 16.44 points, mustering only 5.60.

With this victory, No Phly Zone improves their record to 3-2-0, solidifying their spot at 5th place in the standings. As for It's Russell Wilson's Team, their 2-3-0 record leaves them in 11th place, desperately needing a turnaround. Perhaps they should consider changing their name to 'It's Russell Wilson's Team and Done'?

Looking ahead to next week, No Phly Zone will face off against My Dick is in your Butkas. Will they continue their winning streak or will My Dick is in your Butkas be the one to rain on their parade? Meanwhile, It's Russell Wilson's Team will have to prepare for a matchup against Mean Machine. Can they bounce back from this devastating loss or will they continue their downward spiral? Only time will tell.