Polar Express Dominates Cook 'Em Danno! in Week 13 Showdown

In a lopsided matchup, Polar Express asserted their dominance over Cook 'Em Danno!, securing a victory with a score of 185.92. The win was sealed early on Thursday, leaving Cook 'Em Danno! to wallow in their C-grade performance with a score of 163.46. Looks like Polar Express aced this test!

Cook 'Em Danno!'s best player, Jake Ferguson, managed to exceed expectations and scored 23.70 points, leaving their projected 11.22 points in the dust. Unfortunately, Jahmyr Gibbs failed to rise to the occasion, falling short of their 17.70 projection and mustering a mere 6.90 points. Better luck next time!

With this victory, Polar Express continues their impressive record of 9-4-0, currently sitting at the third position in the league standings. Meanwhile, Cook 'Em Danno!'s abysmal 1-12-0 record lands them in the last place, making their chances of a comeback seem about as likely as finding a unicorn riding a rainbow. Tough luck, Cook 'Em Danno!!

Looking ahead to next week, Polar Express will face off against Lone Star in what promises to be an exciting matchup. With their A+ grade performance this week, Polar Express should be feeling confident going into the game. As for Cook 'Em Danno!, well, they'll be up against Skyedog KC's Team. Maybe it's time for some serious soul-searching and lineup adjustments. Good luck, Cook 'Em Danno!!