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Week 14

Weekly
Grade
Sacred Heart Hospital
5-9-0 53.92
84.83
 
VS
proj
Lavender Chill
77.04 9-5-0
89.71

Lavender Chill dominates with a B+ grade, while Sacred Heart Hospital barely scrapes by with a D.

In a matchup that was about as exciting as watching paint dry, Lavender Chill came out on top with a solid B+ grade, leaving Sacred Heart Hospital in the dust with a disappointing D. The final score was 77.04 for Lavender Chill and a measly 53.92 for Sacred Heart Hospital. It's safe to say that Sacred Heart Hospital's performance was about as impressive as a goldfish trying to climb a tree.

The best player for Sacred Heart Hospital was Tyler Conklin, who managed to surpass their projection by a whopping 1.10 points and scored a grand total of 5.70 points. Meanwhile, the worst player for Sacred Heart Hospital was Joshua Dobbs, who couldn't even come close to their projection, falling short by a whopping 11.38 points and scoring a pathetic 4.62 points. It's safe to say that Sacred Heart Hospital's players were about as reliable as a broken pencil.

With this win, Lavender Chill improves their record to 9-5-0 and maintains their spot at number 2 in the standings. Meanwhile, Sacred Heart Hospital's record drops to a dismal 5-9-0, solidifying their place at number 11. It's clear that Lavender Chill is the cream of the crop, while Sacred Heart Hospital is more like the moldy leftovers at the back of the fridge.

Looking ahead, Lavender Chill has a bye week in the quarterfinals, so they can sit back, relax, and enjoy a well-deserved break. As for Sacred Heart Hospital, they'll be facing off against I Am Kenough in the consolation quarterfinals. If Sacred Heart Hospital wants any chance of redemption, they better step up their game and bring their A-game. Otherwise, it'll be another week of disappointment and despair.

Matchup Timeline

  Lavender Chill   Sacred Heart Hospital

Inside the Matchup

Matchup Player of the Week

- Bye 13

Week 14 Performance

1

Receiving Touchdowns

83

Receiving Yards

14.30

Total Fantasy Points

Top Player Comparison

Sacred Heart Hospital
Points
% of total points 53.92
1
Alvin Kamara
RB
10.50
13.43
19.5%
2
Jaylen Waddle
WR
7.90
8.74
14.7%
3
Tyler Conklin
TE
5.70
3.60
10.6%
4
Zack Moss
RB
5.60
12.51
10.4%
Lavender Chill
Points
% of total points 77.04
1
Derrick Henry
RB
17.10
10.55
22.2%
2
Patrick Mahomes
QB
14.64
20.21
19.0%
3
Isaiah Likely
TE
14.30
4.76
18.6%
4
Puka Nacua
WR
9.00
8.01
11.7%

Points By Position

  Lavender Chill   Sacred Heart Hospital

Around the League

Highest Scoring Team
Comeback Kid

129.24

Total Pts

Lowest Scoring Team
Sacred Heart Hospital

53.92

Total Pts

Best Performing Player
Lamar Jackson

32.64

Fan Pts

Worst Performing Player
Matt Gay

0.00

Fan Pts

Team in First Place
Minor Prophets

81.12

Total Pts

Team in Last Place
And Totally Redeem Yourself

69.02

Total Pts

Largest Margin of Victory
Comeback Kid

129.24

+48.12

Minor Prophets
81.12
Smallest Margin of Victory
Football Pun
86.80
Nana Nancy

81.92

-4.88