Despots Takes the Win in a Mediocre Matchup

In a matchup that can only be described as 'meh,' Despots emerged victorious over Shelpas UTD in Week 11 of the SAFS Keeper. The winning team took the lead on Sunday Late, securing a lackluster win with a score of 76.00. With a grade of B+, Despots managed to scrape by, falling short of their projected score of 82.28. It seems like both teams were more interested in daydreaming about their next vacation than actually playing fantasy football.

The best player for Despots was Tank Dell, who managed to beat his projection by a whopping 7.52 points, scoring a solid 20.00 points. Meanwhile, A.J. Brown from Despots must have been too busy catching butterflies to contribute anything to the team, falling short of his projection of 13.3 points and scoring a big, fat zero. As for Shelpas UTD, their shining star was Saquon Barkley, who surpassed his projection by 11.31 points and scored an impressive 25.00 points. Unfortunately, Aaron Jones from Shelpas UTD couldn't even muster up enough energy to tie his own shoelaces, falling short of his projection by 9.23 points and scoring a measly 1.00 point.

With this win, Despots improves their record to 6-5-0 and maintains their standing at 5th place. Shelpas UTD, on the other hand, adds another loss to their record, which now stands at 4-7-0, keeping them at the bottom of the league in 11th place. It's safe to say that both teams have been about as consistent as the weather forecast lately, leaving fans wondering if they'll ever see a glimmer of hope.

Looking ahead to next week, Despots will face off against Dude. Let's hope they bring their A-game, or at least something better than a B+. As for Shelpas UTD, they'll be going up against Alcatraz Returners. Maybe it's time for them to hit the training field and figure out how to turn their D+ grade into something a little more respectable. Otherwise, they might as well start planning their end-of-season vacation early.