Tua The Moon Crushes Yeti Attack! in Week 13 Showdown

In a lopsided matchup, Tua The Moon dominated Yeti Attack! with a score of 125.30 to 95.36. The win came early on Sunday, leaving Yeti Attack! crying in their cereal. Despite Yeti Attack!'s grade of C-, they couldn't muster enough points to take down the A+ graded Tua The Moon.

Yeti Attack!'s best player, Mike Evans, exceeded expectations by scoring 22.20 points, beating their projection of 8.72. Unfortunately, their worst player, Rhamondre Stevenson, couldn't live up to the hype, falling short of their projection of 10.13 with only 1.90 points. It seems like Yeti Attack!'s players were playing a game of 'Let's Surprise Our Fans'.

With this loss, Yeti Attack!'s record now stands at 5-8-0, keeping them at 10th place in the standings. Tua The Moon, on the other hand, boasts a record of 6-7-0, putting them in 8th place. Yeti Attack! must be feeling pretty low, knowing that they were crushed by a team with a worse record. It's like getting beat by the underdog in a game of 'Who Can Disappoint More?'

Looking ahead to next week, Yeti Attack! will face off against Rookie. Will they be able to redeem themselves or will they continue their streak of disappointment? As for Tua The Moon, they'll be going up against The Fighting Sloth. They should be feeling pretty confident after their dominating win this week, but they shouldn't get too cocky. After all, anything can happen in the world of fantasy football.