Gashouse Gobbles Up a Thanksgiving Win Against Franks Little Beauties

In a turkey of a matchup, Gashouse feasted on a victory against Franks Little Beauties with a score of 144.42 to 80.38. Gashouse proved they were no turkeys with an A grade, while Franks Little Beauties's D grade left them feeling stuffed. The win was secured early, as Gashouse took the lead on Thursday and never looked back.

Gashouse's star player, Christian McCaffrey, really had something to be thankful for this week. They surpassed their projection of 20.64 points and gobbled up a whopping 30.90 points. On the other hand, Gashouse's worst player, Puka Nacua, couldn't quite find their appetite for success. They fell short of their projection of 15.31 points and only managed to scrape together 6.70 points. Talk about a Thanksgiving feast gone wrong!

With this win, Gashouse improves their record to 9-3-0 and maintains their top spot in the standings. They're certainly the big bird to beat this season. Meanwhile, Franks Little Beauties's record falls to a dismal 0-12-0, making them the ultimate Thanksgiving turkey. It's going to take a lot more than cranberry sauce to salvage their season.

Looking ahead, Gashouse has a tasty matchup against KLMB-RKS next week. They'll need to keep their appetites for victory strong to maintain their dominance. As for Franks Little Beauties, they'll face off against Process Blows.... It's time for them to shake off the post-Thanksgiving food coma and try to salvage some pride. Maybe they can find some hidden talent in the leftovers?