With Myself Dominates Kentucky Gentleman in Fantasy Beatdown

In a Week 5 matchup that left Kentucky Gentleman crying in their cereal, With Myself emerged victorious with a whopping score of 360.00, leaving Kentucky Gentleman in the dust with a meager 238.50. The win came early on Sunday, giving With Myself plenty of time to bask in their glory. With a grade of A+ compared to Kentucky Gentleman's disappointing D-, it's clear who the real fantasy champions are.

With Myself's star player, Travis Etienne Jr., was on fire this week, surpassing their projection by a staggering 36.85 points and racking up an impressive 58.00 points. Meanwhile, Kentucky Gentleman's best player, Cole Holcomb, did manage to beat their projection by 9.41 points, but it wasn't enough to make a dent in With Myself's dominant performance. On the other end of the spectrum, Kentucky Gentleman's worst player, Miles Sanders, fell short of their projection by a disappointing 14.49 points, while With Myself's worst player, Micah Parsons, fell short by a mere 11.79 points.

With this win, With Myself improves their record to 3-2-0 and solidifies their position in 3rd place in the standings. Meanwhile, Kentucky Gentleman's record falls to a dismal 1-4-0, leaving them in 11th place. It's clear that With Myself is the team to beat, while Kentucky Gentleman is struggling to find their footing in the league. Maybe they should consider changing their team name to 'Kentucky Gentleman and Done'.

Looking ahead to next week, With Myself will be facing off against Drunk Muppets in what promises to be an epic showdown. With their dominant performance this week, With Myself should feel confident heading into the matchup and continue their winning streak. As for Kentucky Gentleman, they'll be taking on 69cuda, but they'll need to step up their game if they want to have any chance of redemption. Perhaps they should spend less time crying over their loss and more time strategizing for the future.