With Myself Dominates Drunk Muppets in Week 6

In a stunning display of dominance, With Myself crushed Drunk Muppets with a score of 323.00 to 284.00. The victory was secured early on Thursday, leaving Drunk Muppets in the dust. It seems like With Myself's A+ grade really paid off, while Drunk Muppets's D+ grade left them drowning in defeat.

With Myself's star player, Adam Thielen, showed no mercy on the field, surpassing their projected score of 17.49 with an impressive 44.00 points. On the other hand, Drunk Muppets's best player, Michael Pittman Jr., managed to beat their projection of 17.34, scoring 33.00 points. Unfortunately, Drunk Muppets's worst player, Austin Ekeler, fell short of their projection of 28.49, scoring a mere 16.00 points.

With this victory, With Myself improves their record to 4-2-0, solidifying their position in 4th place. Drunk Muppets, on the other hand, continues their unfortunate streak with a record of 0-6-0, languishing in 12th place. It seems like With Myself's success is really rubbing salt in the wound for Drunk Muppets.

Looking ahead, With Myself will face off against Midway Monsters next week. With their impressive performance this week, With Myself should enter the matchup with confidence. As for Drunk Muppets, they will be up against runJAGrun. It's time for Drunk Muppets to turn their luck around and secure their first victory of the season. Maybe they should consider making some bold roster moves or praying to the fantasy gods for a miracle.