Malik Kawa Dominates Bulldogs with a Stellar Performance

In a matchup that was over before the sun set on Sunday, Malik Kawa delivered a crushing blow to Bulldogs with a final score of 172.46 to 125.58. Malik Kawa's A+ grade was clearly well-deserved, while Bulldogs's D+ grade left them with a lot to ponder. The only question is, did Bulldogs even show up to play?

Malik Kawa's star player, Nico Collins, had a field day on the field, surpassing their projection by a whopping 22.17 points and racking up an impressive 34.10 points. Meanwhile, Bulldogs's best player, Christian Watson, put up a valiant effort, exceeding their projection by 18.99 points and scoring 27.60 points. On the other hand, Bulldogs's worst player, Baker Mayfield, fell embarrassingly short of their projection by 8.88 points, managing a mere 6.34 points. And let's not forget Malik Kawa's worst player, Christian Kirk, who couldn't even muster enough points to buy a cup of coffee, falling short of their projection by a whopping 8.68 points and ending the game with a pitiful 3.60 points.

With this win, Malik Kawa solidifies their spot at second place in the league standings with a record of 10-3-0. Meanwhile, Bulldogs's abysmal season continues with a record of 3-10-0, leaving them languishing at the bottom of the standings in 11th place. It's safe to say that Bulldogs's playoff hopes are as good as a snowball's chance in the desert. Perhaps they should consider changing their team name to 'Bulldogs and Done'.

Looking ahead to next week, Malik Kawa will be facing off against Colts 45. With their dominant performance this week, Malik Kawa should be feeling confident going into the matchup. As for Bulldogs, they will be taking on Action Jackson. If they want to have any chance of salvaging their season, Bulldogs will need to step up their game and pray for a miracle. Good luck to both teams!